Tags didn't work, knobheads The makeover has stalled. Denice's arthritis has erupted. I know how she feels. In other news, meeting Baseball bat Man for a few beers after work
You'll be sound as long as there's no women about eh. Not sure how you can share a bevvie with a fella who batted a woman tbh mate.
On the face of it, no. However, you don't know him, but I do. It was massively out of character. He's never been done for anything before - not even a motoring offence. HE still can't remember any of it and apparently neither can she. His girlfriend will probably be there. Now she does want batting, boring twat
Has his bird been with him throughout the batting debacle? Or is she a new recruit since his release?
I think the fact that one of them had a stoved in noggin and the other a blood stained bat, gave it away mate
He was seeing her for quite a while prior to, but they'd split well before it happened. She could smell the money and was very 'supportive' whilst he was banged up. Money grabbing slag. No, I don't like her .
That **** that picked the girl up by the throat got banned. That will hopefully keep the bulk of the powderheads away from the gaff. All will be revealed when I get back from town tonight.
Off out down my local later, the highlight will no doubt be someone winning a decent hand at brag Assorted farmers and workmen who've made it their Friday afternoon early finish, alehouse of choice and are generally battered by the time I get there about 7.
You''l have to invite me over some time. I quite fancy a night in your country pile. I'd behave - honest
It was a classic down the local last night. Caravan Jimmy came in and had a couple of pints and a bag of bacon fries. Martin the bar manager stuck some tunes on the jukie. Old Ted the farmer came in smelling like a tramps vest and drank 3 pints of the black stuff. Millionaire Steve got arsey when he got beat at pool. A new barman started as well and he's gay
