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Tags didn't work, knobheads <laugh>

The makeover has stalled. Denice's arthritis has erupted. I know how she feels. In other news, meeting Baseball bat Man for a few beers after work <yikes>
 
Tags didn't work, knobheads <laugh>

The makeover has stalled. Denice's arthritis has erupted. I know how she feels. In other news, meeting Baseball bat Man for a few beers after work <yikes>

You'll be sound as long as there's no women about eh.

Not sure how you can share a bevvie with a fella who batted a woman tbh mate.
 
You'll be sound as long as there's no women about eh.

Not sure how you can share a bevvie with a fella who batted a woman tbh mate.

On the face of it, no. However, you don't know him, but I do. It was massively out of character. He's never been done for anything before - not even a motoring offence. HE still can't remember any of it and apparently neither can she. His girlfriend will probably be there. Now she does want batting, boring twat <laugh>
 
On the face of it, no. However, you don't know him, but I do. It was massively out of character. He's never been done for anything before - not even a motoring offence. HE still can't remember any of it and apparently neither can she. His girlfriend will probably be there. Now she does want batting, boring twat <laugh>

Has his bird been with him throughout the batting debacle? Or is she a new recruit since his release? <yikes>
 
On the face of it, no. However, you don't know him, but I do. It was massively out of character. He's never been done for anything before - not even a motoring offence. HE still can't remember any of it and apparently neither can she. His girlfriend will probably be there. Now she does want batting, boring twat <laugh>

If neither can remember, how do they know it happened <whistle>
 
Has his bird been with him throughout the batting debacle? Or is she a new recruit since his release? <yikes>

He was seeing her for quite a while prior to, but they'd split well before it happened. She could smell the money and was very 'supportive' whilst he was banged up. Money grabbing slag. No, I don't like her <laugh>.
 
That **** that picked the girl up by the throat got banned. That will hopefully keep the bulk of the powderheads away from the gaff. All will be revealed when I get back from town tonight.
 
That **** that picked the girl up by the throat got banned. That will hopefully keep the bulk of the powderheads away from the gaff. All will be revealed when I get back from town tonight.

Off out down my local later, the highlight will no doubt be someone winning a decent hand at brag <laugh>

Assorted farmers and workmen who've made it their Friday afternoon early finish, alehouse of choice and are generally battered by the time I get there about 7.
 
Off out down my local later, the highlight will no doubt be someone winning a decent hand at brag <laugh>

Assorted farmers and workmen who've made it their Friday afternoon early finish, alehouse of choice and are generally battered by the time I get there about 7.

You''l have to invite me over some time. I quite fancy a night in your country pile. I'd behave - honest <whistle>
 
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It was a classic down the local last night. Caravan Jimmy came in and had a couple of pints and a bag of bacon fries. Martin the bar manager stuck some tunes on the jukie. Old Ted the farmer came in smelling like a tramps vest and drank 3 pints of the black stuff. Millionaire Steve got arsey when he got beat at pool. A new barman started as well and he's gay <yikes>
 
It was a classic down the local last night. Caravan Jimmy came in and had a couple of pints and a bag of bacon fries. Martin the bar manager stuck some tunes on the jukie. Old Ted the farmer came in smelling like a tramps vest and drank 3 pints of the black stuff. Millionaire Steve got arsey when he got beat at pool. A new barman started as well and he's gay <yikes>

I think I know which name you got in Gonzo's **** game <laugh>
 
It was a classic down the local last night. Caravan Jimmy came in and had a couple of pints and a bag of bacon fries. Martin the bar manager stuck some tunes on the jukie. Old Ted the farmer came in smelling like a tramps vest and drank 3 pints of the black stuff. Millionaire Steve got arsey when he got beat at pool. A new barman started as well and he's gay <yikes>

Piss-taking **** <grr>