Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Pretty heavy weekend at the Cheese. On Friday afternoon (I was at work, thank ****), some maniac came in. Apparently, it was later revealed, he'd bitten some poor ****'s ear off in town and then made his way to the Cheese. He'd only got out of the nick the previous day after 3.5 years and was tagged. He was giving everyone **** inside. He then went outside and got his cock out to an 85 year old woman. Someone told him he was out of order, so he cracked him and twatted him again when he hit the deck. Broken nose and cheekbone apparently. He's back behind bars now.

Yesterday, we found out that a good mate's brother had just been found dead in his flat - by his daughter. She hadn't heard from him for two days, so kicked his door down and found him. Choked on his own vomit, by all accounts. He was a pisshead, but only 50 years old. His brother only flew out to Cyprus the day before to attend his mate's wedding. His daughter is pretty mentally fragile as well. What a ****ing mess <doh>

You really do need to move ffs.