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  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I bet she didn't see the bat coming either.....<whistle>

    Memory loss is a convenient cop out tbh. Maybe out of character but still a ****ing shocker that mate, whichever way you cut it.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I completely agree and so does he. Apparently, she was even more slaughtered on drink than him. I wasn't there, but those who were said it was the most pissed they've ever seen him. Still no excuse.
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Alcohol abuse is never an acceptable excuse for crime and violence categorically. If you have a skinful and then cave someones skull in it's you who made the decision to have a skinful so all your responsibility. Even if you've never hurt so much as a fly
     
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  4. Especially if you use a car...:bandit:
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    And you're a gay, eastern religious fanatic <laugh>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    New deal available at the Cheese. 30 bottles of Becks for £18. Sounds good to me, or is Becks 'piss' as well? <doh>
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    I heard about that....

    in in the pub thread <doh>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Shut it, you stuttering arsewipe <ok>
     
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  9. Becks is alright, not the best ever but much better than Carling <ok>
     
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  10. Magic Ted

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    Am I the only one (other than RHC) who actually likes Carling?.
     
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  13. Lucaaas

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    I like it. I think it might be too sophisticated for someone like Gerrez <whistle>
     
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  14. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    I can quite happily drink. Not my favourite by any means, but a hell of a lot better than, say, Fosters.
     
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  15. Minxy

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    Rum & coke for me please
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Pretty heavy weekend at the Cheese. On Friday afternoon (I was at work, thank ****), some maniac came in. Apparently, it was later revealed, he'd bitten some poor ****'s ear off in town and then made his way to the Cheese. He'd only got out of the nick the previous day after 3.5 years and was tagged. He was giving everyone **** inside. He then went outside and got his cock out to an 85 year old woman. Someone told him he was out of order, so he cracked him and twatted him again when he hit the deck. Broken nose and cheekbone apparently. He's back behind bars now.

    Yesterday, we found out that a good mate's brother had just been found dead in his flat - by his daughter. She hadn't heard from him for two days, so kicked his door down and found him. Choked on his own vomit, by all accounts. He was a pisshead, but only 50 years old. His brother only flew out to Cyprus the day before to attend his mate's wedding. His daughter is pretty mentally fragile as well. What a ****ing mess <doh>
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    all i got out of this was there was an 85 year old woman in the cheese... is it oap friendly and is this why you go.. (plus steely dan on jukebox)

    shame about the other guy. what can you do....
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nelly's been going in there for donkey's. She a Scouser and she's a Red. Tough as old boots, so it wouldn't have bothered her, bar what happened afterwards.

    Only go to his funeral. There's bound to be an inquest.
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    obviously hoping that if its oap friendly, might get a few German grannies in there.
     
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  20. saintanton

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    You sure Paul Abbot didn't write this....?
     
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