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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Was having a few pints in there last night with the bloke that's recently started coming in. Bar the fact he's a manc, he's a nice enough lad. Teaches at the local catlick high school. We put a couple of quid in the jukie and he had first dibs. He's making some progress on the music front, but still needs educating extensively.

    As his tunes were coming on, a pretty serious domestic ensued between Denice and her (ex) feller. As the row reached its height, the tune playing in the background as her feller turned to leave was "Say hello and wave Goodbye" by soft Cell. ****ing awful tune, but hugely appropriate <laugh>
     
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  2. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Used to drink in a pub where the landlord was into country & western music. There was no jukebox just a system behind the bar.

    The music was piped throughout the pub, including the toilets, whenever one particular regular went to the gents we used to ask the landlord to put Shania Twain "That don't impress me much" on. The guy who went to the gents eventually twigged we were winding him up, but it took him weeks to realise.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    And your point is.......................? <laugh>
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Where is the big tart?

    Not had another fall has he ffs?
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Apparently not. <laugh>
     
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  6. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Red Hadron Collider was last seen: Friday at 6:11 PM
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Oh yeah, my bad. <laugh>

    He hasn't phoned or text me since the Rodgers is staying text.
     
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  8. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    I fell

    I stepped over a style with my daughter on my shoulders on Sat and jumped off but skidded on rocks and twisted my ankle. Couldnt walk Sat or Sun and its really bruised

    Got stung all over my arm as well, made sure she didnt fall off my shoulders by keeping my back straight as I fell but got a bad back for my troubles with that as well <doh>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Sorry to hear that dr.

    Hope RHC is ok... he will just have to give up the carling if he's done it again
     
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  10. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Get well soon, my love!
     
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  11. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Thankyou darling but Im pretty much better now. Its just still really bruised and swollen but can walk a lot better with each testing day that arises that dares to challenge me
     
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  12. Tobes

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    #hero
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    I just try and get on with it with minimum fuss
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    RHC will love the new title. <laugh>
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Still no appearance since Friday, the odds on him being in traction are shortening............
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    hope not.
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'll text now.
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    brave man!
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    There's less swearing when I text.
     
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