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We locked the gates to King Charles and sat Queen Victoria above a set of lavvies, so we have never been the greatest of royalists. Good place to come for their honeymoon - no one would bother them.
 
We locked the gates to King Charles and sat Queen Victoria above a set of lavvies, so we have never been the greatest of royalists. Good place to come for their honeymoon - no one would bother them.

true but we're also called Kingston, or Kingstown, Upon Hull and have a statue to King Billy.

we will only be having a street party to celebrate thatcher's demise!!!! royal wedding........i ve S**T better

Brilliant
 
I was actually thinking of arranging a street party in my street, though I was only really doing it to **** off the ****ers in Corsa's with dustbins nailed to the back, who think it's funny to pile through our village at 60 mph. In fact, thinking about it, I might arrange a stinger party instead, does anyone know if you also need a license for a stinger party?

I know you need a license for a high velocity semi-automatic rifle, I checked. <whistle>
 
Don't even go there mate.

My other half honestly believes we're going to the one near where we live.

She can **** right off.

I've said to her that by all means she can go and she can take the kids ( I'm good like that) but she must be pissed or mental if she thinks I'm going anywhere near the twatting thing.


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Offer to do the DJing. Playing 'God Save the Queen' (not the national anthem) should prove entertaining for you. ;)
 
Offer to do the DJing. Playing 'God Save the Queen' (not the national anthem) should prove entertaining for you. ;)

Not a bad idea.

I don't possess any Sexpistolsit but a blast of 'The Queen is dead' by the most in fluential band to come out of England in the eighties should do the trick.

I'll even stick some gladioli in my back pocket and wear some National health specs.

<diva>
 
Not a bad idea.

I don't possess any Sexpistolsit but a blast of 'The Queen is dead' by the most in fluential band to come out of England in the eighties should do the trick.

I'll even stick some gladioli in my back pocket and wear some National health specs.



<diva>


Sexpistols even !!!!!!
 
we will only be having a street party to celebrate thatcher's demise!!!! royal wedding........i ve S**T better

My feelings exactly, Mr Titfer.....I said the same to a mate the other day.

Incidentally, the cover disc on the current issue of MOJO magazine has a track by Wah!/Pete Wylie called "The Day That Margaret Thatcher Dies (A Party Song)"

T F MUCH!<ok>
 
You could play this instead to be a bit sarcastic...

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haha.
 
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We locked the gates to King Charles and sat Queen Victoria above a set of lavvies, so we have never been the greatest of royalists. Good place to come for their honeymoon - no one would bother them.

We also supported the Dutch king William of Oranje over the the king of England (mainly due to locals being outraged that the king of England wanted to cease trading with The Netherlands - the country Hull did most trade with) - and I believe that is why there is the gold statue of him on his horse, as he saved soo many businesses in the area due to over-throwing the king of England. The statue is also above a toilet - it's so we can say they're sat on the throne *buh-dum-tsh!*

But, pro-Royalist; we're the King's Town, founded by a king who picked this area to build his own town as a fort, to store the royal munitions and defend the kingdom. He did so after being left in awe at the sight of the Humber and river Hull meeting whilst travelling upstream.

...and to say Victoria got a rough job is wrong. Half the things in the city are named after her and Albert. Prince's dock, Victoria Pier, Queen Victoria Square, Queen's Gardens (which were filled in for her visit), Royal Station hotel - where she stayed ...she commisioned The Institute to be built (on Albion St - now the TownHouse boutique hotel) for her own personal physician and loved visiting the city. It was a prime example of a brilliant Victorian city and the reason 300 rail carriages of tourists from Wessie land visited per day in summer months! ...shame some nob called Adolf Hitler was born.
 
You can stick yer royal weddings up yer a*se,
Stick your royal weddings up yer a*se,
You can stick yer royal weddings,
Stick yer royal weddings
Stick yer royal weddings up your a*se.
 
You can stick Bucky palace up yer ar*e
Stick Bucky Palace up yer a*se
Stick Bucky Palace
Stick Bucky Palace
Stick Bucky palace up yer a*se
 
We also supported the Dutch king William of Oranje over the the king of England (mainly due to locals being outraged that the king of England wanted to cease trading with The Netherlands - the country Hull did most trade with) - and I believe that is why there is the gold statue of him on his horse, as he saved soo many businesses in the area due to over-throwing the king of England. The statue is also above a toilet - it's so we can say they're sat on the throne *buh-dum-tsh!*

But, pro-Royalist; we're the King's Town, founded by a king who picked this area to build his own town as a fort, to store the royal munitions and defend the kingdom. He did so after being left in awe at the sight of the Humber and river Hull meeting whilst travelling upstream.

...and to say Victoria got a rough job is wrong. Half the things in the city are named after her and Albert. Prince's dock, Victoria Pier, Queen Victoria Square, Queen's Gardens (which were filled in for her visit), Royal Station hotel - where she stayed ...she commisioned The Institute to be built (on Albion St - now the TownHouse boutique hotel) for her own personal physician and loved visiting the city. It was a prime example of a brilliant Victorian city and the reason 300 rail carriages of tourists from Wessie land visited per day in summer months! ...shame some nob called Adolf Hitler was born.

.......and we just bombed Coventry!
 
My feelings exactly, Mr Titfer.....I said the same to a mate the other day.

Incidentally, the cover disc on the current issue of MOJO magazine has a track by Wah!/Pete Wylie called "The Day That Margaret Thatcher Dies (A Party Song)"

T F MUCH!<ok>
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