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Look at this ****e the chronic(pile-of-****)le are spewing today...
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spo...w-aleksandar-mitrovic-offered-chance-14377623
Has anyone acctually ran a training session for adults before? Training is basically a kick about for them A) no adrenaline like match-days, B) risk of injury means you don't go flying around giving 110%
Goals per min in the EPL - Mitro leads the way no question
This is the only stat I'd be worried about but no we want to worry about than how many sprints are made in training by a target man... FML



Since when did we demote him to only demi-god status?The thing is with Benitez- He is notorious for alienating players who don't kiss his arse. There is slso that well documented spat he had with Ronaldo when Benitez, in training, tried to tell Cristiano that he wasn't kicking the ball properly. The man makes catastrophic mistakes which are completely ignored.
As above - I like the bloke. But this demi-god status he has is just silly. He has ****ed up with Mitrovic and I don't mean ina little way. His faith in the Spanish fairies [ Joselu and Perez] as well as Dwight Gayle could ultimately cost us. He has treated Mitro disgracefully and it looks like the latter is having the last laugh.
How ironic would it be if Fulham go up with Mitro the hero and we go down with Joselu the flop!
****ing epic fail!
Gayle 5 goals all season
Joselu 4 goals all season
Mitrovic for Fulham since jan 31 2018 5 goals in 7 games......
As a Fulham supporter I have followed your opinions of Mitrovic with Interest.
In the short time that he has been with us he has shown what we,as a team, have been lacking .and that is a player who has the strength and ability to hold onto the ball. Now that he is approaching full fitness -was he really at full fitness at Newcastle? - we believe that he will only get better. SJ has suggested that he would like to sign the lad on a permanent basis - but herein lies the problem. There are clubs,both here and abroad,that have deeper pockets than us, and the more he impresses the higher his stock will become. If he has to return to Newcastle I would hope that Rafa would note his efforts at Fulham and try to accommodate him. The lad is a team player and for those of you who saw his first goal for us against Sheffield,well it did not tell the whole story I have posted a link at the end of this post. Have a look and see what you think.
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As a Fulham supporter I have followed your opinions of Mitrovic with Interest.
In the short time that he has been with us he has shown what we,as a team, have been lacking .and that is a player who has the strength and ability to hold onto the ball. Now that he is approaching full fitness -was he really at full fitness at Newcastle? - we believe that he will only get better. SJ has suggested that he would like to sign the lad on a permanent basis - but herein lies the problem. There are clubs,both here and abroad,that have deeper pockets than us, and the more he impresses the higher his stock will become. If he has to return to Newcastle I would hope that Rafa would note his efforts at Fulham and try to accommodate him. The lad is a team player and for those of you who saw his first goal for us against Sheffield,well it did not tell the whole story I have posted a link at the end of this post. Have a look and see what you think.
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Cheers for the info mate.As a Fulham supporter I have followed your opinions of Mitrovic with Interest.
In the short time that he has been with us he has shown what we,as a team, have been lacking .and that is a player who has the strength and ability to hold onto the ball. Now that he is approaching full fitness -was he really at full fitness at Newcastle? - we believe that he will only get better. SJ has suggested that he would like to sign the lad on a permanent basis - but herein lies the problem. There are clubs,both here and abroad,that have deeper pockets than us, and the more he impresses the higher his stock will become. If he has to return to Newcastle I would hope that Rafa would note his efforts at Fulham and try to accommodate him. The lad is a team player and for those of you who saw his first goal for us against Sheffield,well it did not tell the whole story I have posted a link at the end of this post. Have a look and see what you think.
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Its not great to watch being honest. To be fair I'm not a big believer in not being able to play the way you do at a higher level either. Obviously the better the player the more successful you will be. But there is room for all different kinds of approaches and all of them can have success regardless of the level. Good luck for the season. In a lot of ways I want you to come up. However if we do stay up I'd rather have a team who are less likely to be successful! Just being selfish.
The thing is with Benitez- He is notorious for alienating players who don't kiss his arse. There is slso that well documented spat he had with Ronaldo when Benitez, in training, tried to tell Cristiano that he wasn't kicking the ball properly. The man makes catastrophic mistakes which are completely ignored.
As above - I like the bloke. But this demi-god status he has is just silly. He has ****ed up with Mitrovic and I don't mean ina little way. His faith in the Spanish fairies [ Joselu and Perez] as well as Dwight Gayle could ultimately cost us. He has treated Mitro disgracefully and it looks like the latter is having the last laugh.
It's telling that Benitez has chased Cairney for the last 2 seasons.We seem to overlook how **** the team is whenever Mitrovic, Gayle or Joselu play. Atsu, Ritchie, Shelvey, Merino, Kenedy, Perez and Murphy are the players picked to create chances in open play but they can’t be in double figures across the lot of em. Yedders probably has more.
What struck me is that Fulham play to win, at a high tempo and the creators are creating. We do none of the above so realistically it doesn’t matter if it’s Mitro, Gayle or fecking Higuain, the result would be exactly the same. Team is massively, depressingly underinvested and plays to not lose so as to survive in the PL. If Fulham do come up, let’s see if they can be as adventurous in the PL, create as much or if they spend as little as our ****y management team does. From the looks of it, Fulham will part with more money for Mitro than we’ve EVER spent on a player. Sad fact.
No striker is going to look good in this system. Our issue is Mitro isn’t the type to follow orders so for what Rafa feels we need, isn’t right.
Cheers for the info mate.
Herein lies the explanation of difference in play though, you'll be lucky if Newcastle score a goal that has 5 passes in the build up this season. As is the same for most teams below 10th.
The comments I've read off Rafa is he expected Mitro to do well at Fulham, but he said a team averaging 40% or less possession cannot play to his strengths. From my own experience of Mitro, he's likely to go missing or get overly frustrated when not receiving much of the ball. None of that makes him a **** player mind, just not useful for a team that soaks pressure for the majority of the game.
Sadly we don't have the players to play anything else. We were a shoo-in, by a lot of this board, for relegation at the start of the season just by the team on paper.
My honest hope is Mitro fires in a **** tonne for yourselves, keeps himself in check, and warrants us changing to accommodate to his style.
The reality will be in whether we're given funding to change from relegation certainties to mid-table hopefuls.
Football will never be massively attacking under Benitez but can still be entertaining.I think the mistake a lot of people make is they think Rafa plays the way he does because of constraints. It simply isn't the case. If Benitez isn't interested in playing attacking football with Real Madrid and all their riches, he certainly isn't going to do it with Newcastle. You can go higher with better players playing with Benitez type tactics. You can also do so with playing attacking football. You can achieve the same outcome with either playing Jokanovic attacking or Benitez counter attacking predatory tactics, at either end of the table, with good or bad players.
The fallacy often pumped out there by fans and managers as an excuse is they have to play certain way because of the players they have. Its simply not the case. One it comes down to who the manager buys, the type of player he goes for. Benitez goes for players he thinks have the intelligence to carry out his tactics. Probably sometimes at the expense of technical quality. That makes sense because his style is not based on those requirements. Secondly and even more importantly, it comes down to coaching. Many of Bournemouth's players played lower level football, probably wouldn't have been fashionable names, but Howe coached them in such a way they represented his style.
The demands Benitez puts on his players is huge in terms tactical nous. He reminds me of Allardyce in some ways as he is obsessed with tactics, stopping the opposition. Clearly he is better than Allardyce of course. There is nothing wrong with it as he has had great success in his career. You can go too far the other way too. Jokanovic by all accounts wants to let his players play, and affords more freedom for them to make decisions rather than following a script. Mitrovic is guy who needs to be allowed to play. He doesn't want to get bogged down in the nuances of Benitez tactical requirements. That's why regardless of how he does at Fulham, he has no future here unless the manager changes.