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ArfaLobbon said:
I'm very on the pulse mate, get all the games free, have the internet believe it or not and still have a season ticket which I've had for around 20 years-ish. Even go to a local newcastle pub in a place called Phoenix fro the matches, as Newcastle are actually well-known abroad unlike some teams.......

And I'm a sales director my little treasure

Thou art a massive cumbucket
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Right I'm bored. Off to the pub after checking my fat bank balance and sitting in the sun for a bit.

Enjoy your ****hole of a town and your new past-it manager who is bound to give us more comedy moments, especially when we play you next

MWAH x
 
ArfaLobbon said:
Right I'm bored. Off to the pub after checking my fat bank balance and sitting in the sun for a bit.

Enjoy your ****hole of a town and your new past-it manager who is bound to give us more comedy moments, especially when we play you next

MWAH x
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****ing hell admitting he bored himself what an idiot!
 
ArfaLobbon said:
but you lot are internationally known as poor mans geordies so what does that make you?

IQ of a spunkstained jumper
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Worked all over the world mate and never heard that one before, think maybe you just made that one up eh?

You seem to have this fascination with spunk, does that go back the days when your uncles enjoyed themselves?
 
ArfaLobbon said:
Right I'm bored. Off to the pub after checking my fat bank balance and sitting in the sun for a bit.

Enjoy your ****hole of a town and your new past-it manager who is bound to give us more comedy moments, especially when we play you next

MWAH x
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Interestingly enough, I find the wonderful City of Durham anything but a ****hole and as the 2nd best city to visit in the Uk in a recent poll, its hard to argue with.

You count that money there big fella and as you can imagine we are so jealous and all that that we dont live in a crime free and easy going country and city like Durban.

http://www.truecrimexpo.co.za/

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/talking_point/1924251.stm

http://www.ceroi.net/reports/durban/issues/crime/statisti.htm

https://www.osac.gov/pages/ContentReportPDF.aspx?cid=10934


Yeah, really jealous my life and property are not also in this much of a daily threat. FFS.
 
ArfaBraincell certainly has a lovely turn of phrase for a "Sales Director"
You can take the Skunk out of Newcastle (and park him in the arsehole of Africa) but you can't take Newcastle out of the Skunk.
 
MackemsRule said:
ArfaBraincell certainly has a lovely turn of phrase for a "Sales Director"
You can take the Skunk out of Newcastle (and park him in the arsehole of Africa) but you can't take Newcastle out of the Skunk.
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By "Sales Director" he means he has a corner shop
 
Maybe he is a sales director. He opens the shop doors when the sales start and directs the shoppers to where the best bargains are.
 
Cestria, did you really take the time to provide those links?

Durban is a ****hole but like you, we have some beautiful surrounding areas (sunderlands being Newcastle) check out umhlanha rocks, a popular tourist destination on the Indian ocean.

I hardly think I would be in south Africa running a shop my dear.

Much love ****wits
 
ArfaLobbon said:
Cestria, did you really take the time to provide those links?

Durban is a ****hole but like you, we have some beautiful surrounding areas (sunderlands being Newcastle) check out umhlanha rocks, a popular tourist destination on the Indian ocean.

I hardly think I would be in south Africa running a shop my dear.

Much love ****wits
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So you're a female shop assistant with with bad PMT and tourettes? <ok>
 
ArfaLobbon said:
Cestria, did you really take the time to provide those links?

Durban is a ****hole but like you, we have some beautiful surrounding areas (sunderlands being Newcastle) check out umhlanha rocks, a popular tourist destination on the Indian ocean.

I hardly think I would be in south Africa running a shop my dear.

Much love ****wits
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Oh dear, touchy **** did the running of your global empire give you a bad head this afternoon? Did you run out beer, or more likely did your house get ****ing burgled before you had a chance to have one?

As for Sunderland&#8217;s best surrounding area being Noocarsel, you are of course right.

North Shields, Walker, Elswick, Benwell and Wallsend are particularly picturesque and friendly areas of beauty and interest? Mmmmmm!

I can now see Durban probably does seem far nicer, in comparison to the cak hole you left behind.
 
Cestriamackem said:
Oh dear, touchy **** did the running of your global empire give you a bad head this afternoon? Did you run out beer, or more likely did your house get ****ing burgled before you had a chance to have one?

As for Sunderland&#8217;s best surrounding area being Noocarsel, you are of course right.

North Shields, Walker, Elswick, Benwell and Wallsend are particularly picturesque and friendly areas of beauty and interest? Mmmmmm!

I can now see Durban probably does seem far nicer, in comparison to the cak hole you left behind.
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You live in ****ing Cestria <laugh> It's like a Kenyan looking down his nose at Afghanistan.
 
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