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Is that the Stadium of ****e on Matchday? Bet you fickle ****s will start coming back now..........

Oooohhhh! Bit tetchy this morning arent we. Lol

If the imminent appointement of MoN can get you all with knickers firmly in collective twists like this, I'm going to enjoy things round here again soon.

Happy Days barcode.
 
Yeah we do have many many gates... :(

We need them to let our fans in, I appreciate a Sunderland supporter may not understand this as the only "access points" you chaps are interested in are with regards to your sisters! :D


Seriously though, what a top top appointment this would be for Sunderland. I think those predicting a close finish between us are going to be proved accurate... But I implore all Mackems to judge him at the end of the season at the earliest, not if he comes in and does badly with the shockingly average and overrated squad Bruce left!Very good appointment. Makes me sick, in fact.

I would not agree with that, I think we have decent players but one thing the squad is is unbalanced, hence a left back starting upfront last game. Team selection and tactics have been the problem. We created enough chances and have defended well enough this season with some good individual performances but without balance in the team have not been able to turn that into points which at the end of the day is the only thing that counts.
 
True story.

I travelled over on the same plane as Arfa when he came to sign for your lot. Standing in the queue to show our passports a geordie appeared and tapped Arfa on the shoulder and asked "do you mind if wor lass teks a photy of me an yi" to which Arfa just nodded cos you could see he didn't have a clue what the thick twat just said. Anyway, after posing with a big daft cheesey grin and arm round Arfa for what seemd like ages cos "wor lass" could'nt use the camera, that daft twat then turned and said "what position di ya play like?"

You just ****ing wouldn't would you? if you didn't know you'd keep quiet and google it, NO, this thick **** decided to embarrass himself and Arfa in front about 200 punters. What a ****ing pleb.

It wasn't you Lobbon was it?
 
True story.

I travelled over on the same plane as Arfa when he came to sign for your lot. Standing in the queue to show our passports a geordie appeared and tapped Arfa on the shoulder and asked "do you mind if wor lass teks a photy of me an yi" to which Arfa just nodded cos you could see he didn't have a clue what the thick twat just said. Anyway, after posing with a big daft cheesey grin and arm round Arfa for what seemd like ages cos "wor lass" could'nt use the camera, that daft twat then turned and said "what position di ya play like?"

You just ****ing wouldn't would you? if you didn't know you'd keep quiet and google it, NO, this thick **** decided to embarrass himself and Arfa in front about 200 punters. What a ****ing pleb.

It wasn't you Lobbon was it?

hahaha unfortunately not me old bean but he sounds like a proper *****
 
I work in South Africa my friend, left the toon a few years back but still have my season ticket for my Cousin (here comes the part-time supporter craic but i guess you lot cant talk, even your fans in the UK dont turn up!)

So living 5000 miles away you really have your finger on the pulse of things here in the NE of England then.

What a friggin cock end you are.

What do you do over in Duban, shovel Bison ****e for a living?
 
I work in South Africa my friend, left the toon a few years back but still have my season ticket for my Cousin (here comes the part-time supporter craic but i guess you lot cant talk, even your fans in the UK dont turn up!)

Usual deluded Skunk, under the mistaken impression we would give two ****s where you are or what you think!
Now go and change your Tampax. <ok>
 
So living 5000 miles away you really have your finger on the pulse of things here in the NE of England then.

What a friggin cock end you are.

What do you do over in Duban, shovel Bison ****e for a living?

I'm very on the pulse mate, get all the games free, have the internet believe it or not and still have a season ticket which I've had for around 20 years-ish. Even go to a local newcastle pub in a place called Phoenix fro the matches, as Newcastle are actually well-known abroad unlike some teams.......

And I'm a sales director my little treasure

Thou art a massive cumbucket