It's up now, I went to The Triton for lunch.
Their fish still any good? The blokes there have just taken on the Rose and Crown in Beverley, it's wonderful.
Clement's mind games?
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Their fish still any good? The blokes there have just taken on the Rose and Crown in Beverley, it's wonderful.
Silva's home record is constantly brought up by every man & his dog's article I read.
Too much pressure?
Too much pressure?
Had the fish pie.
I always have the fish pie.
Though it's not really a pie, it's more a fish stew with a tiny bit of mash in the middle.
Five facts you didn't know about Paul Clement:
1. He owns a 35% share in the company that produces plastic Warhammer figures.
2. He breeds and shows Bolivian parakeets.
3. His kidneys are unable to process copper so he only drinks non-mineral water.
4. His father was Anthony Eden's bodyguard but only after his stint as Prime Minister.
5. When he was fifteen he was fined £150 plus costs for stealing a blancmange from Spar.
1. He owns a 35% share in the company that produces plastic Warhammer figures.
2. He breeds and shows Bolivian parakeets.
3. His kidneys are unable to process copper so he only drinks non-mineral water.
4. His father was Anthony Eden's bodyguard but only after his stint as Prime Minister.
5. When he was fifteen he was fined £150 plus costs for stealing a blancmange from Spar.
He has gone up in my estimation being a fellow Blancmange lover, unless he stole it for someone else, then he's a twat.
It's up now, I went to The Triton for lunch.
They must still be doing 2 for £8?
This is Paul Clement's favourite song ever. He uses it to fire up the players pre match.
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Even though he is big pals with fellow slap heads; Michael Vaughan, Antonio Conte and Graham Gooch he has recently turned down the offer of a free hair transplant.
It had nothing to do with him having to advertise the company's product on the back pages of 'Take a break' and other such publications.
It was solely due to the reason that he spends a large percentage of his free time dressed as his childhood hero; Ray Reardon and has spent the past few years perfecting the look. Rumour has it Swansea are safe come the last day he's even going to wear one of those blue frilly shirts that make you look a proper daft **** during the game.
FACT.
It had nothing to do with him having to advertise the company's product on the back pages of 'Take a break' and other such publications.
It was solely due to the reason that he spends a large percentage of his free time dressed as his childhood hero; Ray Reardon and has spent the past few years perfecting the look. Rumour has it Swansea are safe come the last day he's even going to wear one of those blue frilly shirts that make you look a proper daft **** during the game.
FACT.
His favourite dance is Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.
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I hear he once told Dame Vera Lynn to go **** herself after he cut her up in Saino's car park.
He then shouted eeeeeerrrrrr whilst giving the five knuckle shuffle as he sped off.
He then shouted eeeeeerrrrrr whilst giving the five knuckle shuffle as he sped off.
That's got me that one.
Told Vera Lynn to ogo **** herself brilliant
She's a national treasure.
The **** him.
Instead of being on his high horse about us, he ought to stop living on the ceiling and worry about his own team.
(BTW Is his surname Clement or Clements? Did he shorten it to help those with thort tongueth?)
He kept trying to shift the pressure to us in that interview. He probably talked more about us than them. He's now telling people which games we "are" going to win. Just to try and add extra pressure.