City target has got himself into a bit of bother!

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Coke gets out your system extremely quickly unless you're a heavy user. 2 to 3 days and there's not a trace. If you're a heavy user it can take a month or two.
 
Coke gets out your system extremely quickly unless you're a heavy user. 2 to 3 days and there's not a trace. If you're a heavy user it can take a month or two.

It stays in your hair follicles for about a year.

In child care cases where there is alleged drug use by one of both parents they regularly test them for drug use in the last 6 months
 
Coke gets out your system extremely quickly unless you're a heavy user. 2 to 3 days and there's not a trace. If you're a heavy user it can take a month or two.

It stays in your hair follicles for about a year.

In child care cases where there is alleged drug use by one of both parents they regularly test them for drug use in the last 6 months

I wonder why Britney Spears shaved all her hair off?
 
You're kidding no one.

Last time a load of blokes filmed you in a bog you charged them £10 each and put on a turn.

It's on you tube.

Seventeen views to date.

Reminds me of a pissed up Ron Jeremy.

I can vouch for this.

I somehow went from watching music videos to watching some bloke in drag doing stuff with bog roll

Scary stuff I tell thee
 
To a point yes. But there are limits. I prefer footballers who are never heard of away from the football field.

Paul Scholes was a master of it. Does anyone know what Messi does away from the game ? Nope.


Ostrich baiting!! He's an evil little **** that Messi. FACT

He also races Whippets, whcih I'm ok with.
 
To a point yes. But there are limits. I prefer footballers who are never heard of away from the football field.

Paul Scholes was a master of it. Does anyone know what Messi does away from the game ? Nope.

Plays ****loads of Fifa and ****s furiously to archive episodes of Eurotrash, according to Viz.
 
No drug taking. He was arrested at the club immediately after the altercation. Drug testing by Police is routine for any arrest. As this was the same evening it would have shown and he would have been charged.

Frankly I believe him, and bet the "Phones" were not checked.

I'm with OLM, I would have twatted him.

Transfer still on!
 
No drug taking. He was arrested at the club immediately after the altercation. Drug testing by Police is routine for any arrest. As this was the same evening it would have shown and he would have been charged.

Frankly I believe him, and bet the "Phones" were not checked.

I'm with OLM, I would have twatted him.

Transfer still on!

You don't get routinely drug tested if you've been arrested for assault.

It's mainly offences to do with stealing.

Shop theft, burglary, robbery etc where the offender is probably a smack head.

The average meat head who has a scrap on a Friday night won't get tested for drugs unless there are extenuating circumstances.

I've asked a mate who's filth and that's what he reckons.

Austin wouldn't have been tested and if he had been we'd have known about it.

He'd have shouted his test was negative from the roof tops
 
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Hull have had a £4m bid rejected by Burnley for start striker Charlie Austin. Burnley want £5m. #TwitterClarets #HCAFC #Transfers

Random account with little followers so doubt it's true
 
Coke gets out your system extremely quickly unless you're a heavy user. 2 to 3 days and there's not a trace. If you're a heavy user it can take a month or two.

Which is why it is well known to be the footballer's substance of choice.

Charlie likes a bit of Charlie eh? Shocking. (!)