Chris Smalling

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I guess The Sun wanted to sensationalise a picture of a Jaeger Bomber and make him look worse than he is.
He is dressed as a middle easterner and labelled as a suicide bomber?
That is lazy journalism.

And our resident WUM - AKCJ, being as ****ing thick as he is, fell for it, reacting to a picture? no wonder The Sun sells to brain dead ppl that react over a PHOTO.

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TIP AKCJ: - try reading the story instead of coming off as a tool.
 
I guess The Sun wanted to sensationalise a picture of a Jaeger Bomber and make him look worse than he is.
He is dressed as a middle easterner and labelled as a suicide bomber?
That is lazy journalism.

And our resident WUM - AKCJ, being as ****ing thick as he is, fell for it, reacting to a picture? no wonder The Sun sells to brain dead ppl that react over a PHOTO.

:emoticon-0113-sleep

TIP AKCJ: - try reading the story instead of coming off as a tool.

I can't tell if you're really this thick, get paid to act it or do it for personal gain.
 
That's odd, Jermaine Pennant was only pulled up last week for having gone to a New Year's bash dressed as Osama bin Laden, "complete with pretend dynamite and bullet belts".

This has to be the best footballer fancy dress outfit though:

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didnt an arsenal player, from scandinavia maybe, go to one as as a woman once ? aperently he looked pretty good but i cant find a photo as i cant remember who it was
 
I can't tell if you're really this thick, get paid to act it or do it for personal gain.

yes I fall for lazy journalism.
nice try but you should try reading the article before passing judgement.
And I'M THE THICK ONE?
you couldn't make it up.
But I bet The Sun could and you would lap it up like the 13 year old pussy that you are.
 
I really do think this needs a bit of context. Yes it was a little bit silly but he was dressed for a party IN HIS OWN HOUSE and he didnt leave his property at all in the costume. Now if he was going to a party at an external venue in this costume then yes, he should be absolutely hammered by the public and indeed his club but I'm pretty sure we've all done things in the comfort of our own homes that we wouldnt want to get into the public eye.

This incident getting out raises serious questions for him - someone he invited into his home as a presumed friend has really stitched him up here for a few quick quid. He'll be on a rat-hunt and he must feel both furious and massively let-down.
 
A Jaeger bomber. Not a suicide bomber. **** me. Is that all? It's quite a common costume these days. Agreed the middle eastern dress was a bit unnecessary, but it's hardly worth a front page headline. My mate dressed as Hitler for a Halloween party and people were coming up to him and saying 'Oh that's well offensive, you can't dress as Hitler." I thought the point of Halloween (if there even is one) was to dress as monsters. Well, he's the biggest of them all. I went as John Wayne Gacy one year and nobody pulled me up.

The hell you did.
 
I thought the point of Halloween (if there even is one) was to dress as monsters. Well, he's the biggest of them all. I went as John Wayne Gacy one year and nobody pulled me up.

No, you're wrong. The point of Halloween is for women to dress as absolute sluts and get away with it.

OT on the Gacy topic, it annoys me when people like Shipman are continually described by the media as 'Britain's worst serial killer'. No he isnt, he's Britain's best serial killer.
 
A Jaeger bomber. Not a suicide bomber. f**k me. Is that all? It's quite a common costume these days. Agreed the middle eastern dress was a bit unnecessary, but it's hardly worth a front page headline. My mate dressed as Hitler for a Halloween party and people were coming up to him and saying 'Oh that's well offensive, you can't dress as Hitler." I thought the point of Halloween (if there even is one) was to dress as monsters. Well, he's the biggest of them all. I went as John Wayne Gacy one year and nobody pulled me up.

Exactly, it's supposed to be shocking, humour and ridicule are powerful weapons but the couch-potato masses are so cowed these days by the PC 'cry-foul' media approach that it scares inventive folk from being creative..

Dress as Charlie Chaplin's "The Great Dictator", if anyone asks or complains it's in bad taste, say you're a Jew imitating a fascist murderer.
 
I wonder if he'll be on the plane to Qatar?

If so I wonder if he'll be on the plane back?

The taliban are setting up offices in Qatar.
 
I wonder if he'll be on the plane to Qatar?

If so I wonder if he'll be on the plane back?

The taliban are setting up offices in Qatar.

Ha, setting up offices. It's not a law firm.

I can picture it now. The receptionist saying "hello, you're through to Taliban HQ. How may i help?"