Off Topic Chicken Salad

[Totallyqpr]

i had a chickensalad four lunch today. AND IT WAS REALLY NICE ALTHOUGH I DONT LIKE CUCUMBER DO ANYONE LIKE CUCUMBER?

(when the cat's away the TedCat impersonators will play)

 

[MSRANGERS999]

I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread,THE BIRDS WERE ALL OVER ME

 

[Totallyqpr]

I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread,THE BIRDS WERE ALL OVER ME

I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a pub dartboard ... don't ask!

 

[Totallyqpr]

SORRY BUT THIS THREAD SHOULD OF BEEN off topic BUT i missed to put it on, SORRY

 

[rangercol]

WTF?

 

[UTRs]

I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread,THE BIRDS WERE ALL OVER ME

 

[Tramore Ranger]

SORRY BUT THIS THREAD SHOULD OF BEEN off topic BUT i missed to put it on, SORRY

There you go Totally, changed for you.

BTW we can add beverage of choice to this....currently quaffing a glass or 3 of Picpoul De Pinet......think Sauvignon Blanc without the Cats Pee....

 

[sheffordqpr]

I went to a fancy dress party as a tortoise. I naked with a woman on my back. She was Me Shell!!!

Chat Du Pape!!

 

[KooPeeArr]

I went to a formal do dressed as the devil once. It was a Christening. Best exorcise I've had in years.

Sorry.

 

[Sooperhoop]

I went to a party dressed as a cracker but I didn't pull...

 

[Tramore Ranger]

BTW what part of the Chicken does the Goujons and McNugetts come from?

 

[Totallyqpr]

NOONE HAS ASKED ABOUT MY LUNCH OR SAID WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT CUCUMBER ARE YOU DISSING ME?

I went to a party dressed as a bottle of beer and got drunk.

 

[Totallyqpr]

BTW what part of the Chicken does the Goujons and McNugetts come from?

From Rent-a-kill. What would they do with all those rat, mouse and squirrel cadavers, otherwise?

 

[Uber_Hoop]

I went to a fancy dress party as a premature ejaculation.




I was beyond punctual.

 

[Tramore Ranger]

From Rent-a-kill. What would they do with all those rat, mouse and squirrel cadavers, otherwise?

Nice,,,,,,,

Cucumber gives me wind......prefer a goats cheese salad on pieces of french bread ate in a sunny square in South of France and washed down with a chilled white wine.....

 

[Uber_Hoop]

I went to a fancy dress party as Olive Oyl.



I ended up in a paddling pool with the 'husband' of a piano playing singer-songwriter and two of his (ahem) acquaintances.



And neither Stan nor Chaz were the slightest bit interested.

 

[Tramore Ranger]

I went to a fancy dress party as Olive Oyl.



I ended up in a paddling pool with the 'husband' of a piano playing singer-songwriter and two of his (ahem) acquaintances.



And neither Stan nor Chaz were the slightest bit interested.

We're now getting onto a slippery slope here.........

 

[Uber_Hoop]

We're now getting onto a slippery slope here.........

That's what they said.

 

[Tramore Ranger]

That's what they said.

Boom Boom Mr Derek.......

 

[Totallyqpr]

I once went to a function dressed as a cheese sandwich. I went up to the bar and asked for a beer and the barman said that they don't serve food here.