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  1. Totallyqpr

    Totallyqpr Well-Known Member

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    i had a chickensalad four lunch today. AND IT WAS REALLY NICE ALTHOUGH I DONT LIKE CUCUMBER DO ANYONE LIKE CUCUMBER?

    (when the cat's away the TedCat impersonators will play)
     
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    I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread,THE BIRDS WERE ALL OVER ME
     
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  3. Totallyqpr

    Totallyqpr Well-Known Member

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    I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a pub dartboard ... don't ask!
     
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    Totallyqpr Well-Known Member

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    SORRY BUT THIS THREAD SHOULD OF BEEN off topic BUT i missed to put it on, SORRY
     
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    <laugh><ok>
     
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    There you go Totally, changed for you.

    BTW we can add beverage of choice to this....currently quaffing a glass or 3 of Picpoul De Pinet......think Sauvignon Blanc without the Cats Pee....
     
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    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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    I went to a fancy dress party as a tortoise. I naked with a woman on my back. She was Me Shell!!!

    Chat Du Pape!!
     
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    I went to a formal do dressed as the devil once. It was a Christening. Best exorcise I've had in years.

    Sorry.
     
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    I went to a party dressed as a cracker but I didn't pull...<doh>
     
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    BTW what part of the Chicken does the Goujons and McNugetts come from?
     
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    Totallyqpr Well-Known Member

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    NOONE HAS ASKED ABOUT MY LUNCH OR SAID WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT CUCUMBER ARE YOU DISSING ME?

    I went to a party dressed as a bottle of beer and got drunk.
     
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    Totallyqpr Well-Known Member

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    From Rent-a-kill. What would they do with all those rat, mouse and squirrel cadavers, otherwise?
     
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    I went to a fancy dress party as a premature ejaculation.




    I was beyond punctual.
     
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    Nice,,,,,,,

    Cucumber gives me wind......prefer a goats cheese salad on pieces of french bread ate in a sunny square in South of France and washed down with a chilled white wine.....
     
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    I went to a fancy dress party as Olive Oyl.



    I ended up in a paddling pool with the 'husband' of a piano playing singer-songwriter and two of his (ahem) acquaintances.



    And neither Stan nor Chaz were the slightest bit interested.
     
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    We're now getting onto a slippery slope here.........
     
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    That's what they said.
     
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    Boom Boom Mr Derek.......
     
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    Totallyqpr Well-Known Member

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    I once went to a function dressed as a cheese sandwich. I went up to the bar and asked for a beer and the barman said that they don't serve food here.
     
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