I am getting reports in that Fabio upgraded to a BBQ rustlers this evening and he even had change to buy a packet of easi singles too. Top work.
Cheltenham
- Thread starter Ciaran
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It was actually a pot noodle, no change left over.
My mate will no doubt put a few bets on for me, should be winners, will tell you tomorrow and remember I'm an hour ahead so I know the winner well before the race starts with you guise
1.30 Flying Angel 16/1
2.50 Vaniteux 20/1
4.10 Rock Gone 28/1
£1 E/W Patent pays over 12 grand
Good luck with that one.
**** one mate you'll miss the racing.Jury Duty 2.10
I was going to make a hilarious joke along the lines of, "if you are anything like Dev then the poor **** will be guilty and doing time", but I have just noticed that my snake, fenian bastard, friend, Ciaran has already spoiled it, so I won't bother.Jury Duty 2.10
1.30 - Top Notch.
2.10 - Jury Duty (Had to due to my hilarious joke that Mono didn't even have the good grace to Like)
2.50 - Empire of Dirt
4.10 - Thomas Crapper
2.10 - Jury Duty (Had to due to my hilarious joke that Mono didn't even have the good grace to Like)
2.50 - Empire of Dirt
4.10 - Thomas Crapper
Against my better judgement Ive went for top notch here, its jinxed to **** but dont like anything else in the race.
As a direct result of Cheltenham losses this week, I am offering a one-time-only knockdown deal on gammies.
£40 but I'll put my finger in your arse while I suck for an extra tenner.
£40 but I'll put my finger in your arse while I suck for an extra tenner.
Put me doon furra Saturday night special (ye tongue ma ring at no extra charge)
Put me doon furra Saturday night special (ye tongue ma ring at no extra charge)
I'm curious as to how he is going to tongue your ring whilst simultaneously noshing you off?