Cheltenham

He tongues ma ring while givin me a reach around. It's an added extra before/after the nosh.

 

You disgust me.

 

If it's no on the price list, it's no gettin' done, champ.

Finger or nae finger - johnny on for all jobs.

 

This thread has took a bit of a turn.

No surprise that Gambol is involved in the debauchery.

 

When gambol cums, 'tis earthquake hour;
The bed vibrates like kettledrums
It is a grand display of power:
.when gambol cums

When gambol farts, my hasty nose
Sniffs up the fragrance from his parts
Shamed are the violets and rose when gambol farts

 

Thanks, doll

 

In that case I shall take my business elsewhere. Good day, sir.

 

Beautiful. You have the soul of a true artist.

 

Unbelievable Jeff.

 

Trev creeping through this thread liking posts.

 

None of mine were liked.

 

Thanks, Tina

 

Paddys skelping all around them.

 

Thanks, scan

 

haha its ok

here does anyone have any tips for forthcoming races? im shyte at the horses

 

Monacos mate is putting my bets on, had 5 winners so far today.

Get him to stick a few on for you.

 

Thanks again, Tina

 

Thanks, Tina. Feelin the luv

 

Fixed

 

I don't usually give out tips on here, mainly because I don't like the vast majority of you. Anyway, Native River will win the Gold Cup and as a wee bonus Bless Him will win the 3.45 at Lingfield, it is short priced, so stick a good amount of money on it and thank me after