Chelsea Jokes
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A teacher asks her class if Chelsea is their favorite team.
Everyone says yes except for Little Jimmy. "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
Jimmy says, "QPR".
The teacher asks, "Well why is that?"
Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a QPR fan, my mum is a QPR fan, I guess that makes me a QPR fan."
The angry teacher says, "If your dad was a moron and your mum was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy replies, "Well, that would make me a Chelsea fan,"
Everyone says yes except for Little Jimmy. "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
Jimmy says, "QPR".
The teacher asks, "Well why is that?"
Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a QPR fan, my mum is a QPR fan, I guess that makes me a QPR fan."
The angry teacher says, "If your dad was a moron and your mum was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy replies, "Well, that would make me a Chelsea fan,"
There was a supporter of Chelsea
who joked that our support was so sparse,
he decided to sit in our home fans bit
and went home with his head up his R's.
who joked that our support was so sparse,
he decided to sit in our home fans bit
and went home with his head up his R's.
Chelsea fans are up in arms about the proposed move away from Stamford Bridge...
One said "You can't just bulldoze 8 years of history"....
One said "You can't just bulldoze 8 years of history"....
John Terry in the bath with his mother
Looking between her legs John questioned " Mum what is that?"
Red faced she replied
" That's where your Father got me with his Chopper Harris"
" That was a good shot right in the c**t
Looking between her legs John questioned " Mum what is that?"
Red faced she replied
" That's where your Father got me with his Chopper Harris"
" That was a good shot right in the c**t
Well when a poster like you, turns up on the Chelsea Jokes thread.
Open goal mate
I dont think so as the Crown is shut but i will have a beer with you in the ELLERSLIEROAD stand. Just lets us know who you are.
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