Chelsea Jokes

Crown is open 100 per cent Ellers. Just checked: 8746 0080.

I usually take a nip of Scotch into the ground anyways... but What beer do they serve in the Ellersie?

We're the R block
We're the R block

 

Thanks for that. I normally drink in 'Smuts' but its closed now. May pop into a few pubs around Hammersmith on way.

Ah bless he really wants to be a QPR fan.

 

It's sooo easy being brave on the internet!! Typical Chelski chav.

 

You can tell he's a youngster.

 

6 ff 2, eyes of blue, Stevie Wicks is after you

 

Joey's gonna get ya!

 

From all this info about QPR you must be one of those 'floater' type supporters that follow the team that is doing well.
You know too much about QPR for the average Chelsea fan.
Be supporting City next.

 

Joey Jones
Jo-ey Jones
Jo-ey Jones

Loved him and Mickey Thomas (chinned Mel sterland on his debut)

 

Beer is horrible. Cider all the way.

Strongbow

 

He does live in Hammersmith to be fair, some people are just well read up on football.

I grew up with West Ham fans and practically my whole family are Arsenal so I could tell you more about those clubs than your average Arsenal or West Ham fan. Plus as rival clubs you make it your duty to know them before they start shouting the odds.

 

Very noble of you to stick up for your friend but he does come across as a typical chelski chav, unlike yourself i might add.

 

Absolutely agree R's, district line is far too decent and diplomatic to stay on the dark side. Come join us DL, we'll call you central line.

 

Unfortunately they'll all be bloody down so I'll end up having to walk to W12 at this rate

 

My favourite is the one about the John Terry vodka..
Made in Dagenham and bottled in Moscow.

And the one about the Dracula costume made me larf-i think it was someones signature on here but has now dissappeared-i would like to nick that one as i am thinking of doing a little story on Chelsea jokes- but could backfire if we get creamed..

to the Chels fans on here-are there any jokes about qpr or are we so off the radar?

i see Joey has had a dig at John Terry to go with his past slagging off of Fat Frank..
will that fire them up or are they not bovvered?

 

I heard that Stamford Bridge recently got voted 'the best pitch in the Premier League'.

Not surprising really considering the amount of **** thats been on it

 

So....Hammersmithblue.....what's your row and seat number in Ellerslie Rd? Just so I can come over and say hi!!!

 

Listening to youth on the train this morning talking about Chelsea all six lads off to school ... All lovin up Chelsea ... You are not ever going to convince me that they were all naturally drawn to this team... They were dressed the same all thought the same " Chelsea were sick " they took it in turns to say and they replayed each bit of action ... They were also convinced that Gent was from Germany ...

I rest my case