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We've gone back to the period before Victorian!

I'm tending to agree with the fence advice.

More chance of me drinking fruit ****ing tea than getting a placcy shed :p

Do the fences yourself. I managed mine last year, to cover where my garage used to be & my new wood shed full of my new stuff now sits. Even though I'm slightly plump & can hardly breathe I found it to be a piece of piss.. If you're a 34" waist, as you claim, you'll piss it too. Man up, find the time, get it done.
 
Update.

Had jambalaya for tea, her indoors knocked it up and to be honest I thought it would taste like arse holes, that would be due to the fact she can't cook.

To my surprise it was rather tasty, I had seconds and would have had thirds but there wasn't enough. Balls.

I have now retired to the sitting room I the East Wing and will shortly be indulging in a Ballycastle.

It's Aldi's version of Baileys and at £3.99 a pop I might as well sup the whole bottle.

I bought it today.

On Preston Road.
 
Fishcakes, potatoes and peas.

Nothing exciting. But our lass bought (with my money) a posh spatchcock chicken to make sandwiches with.

I'm currently feasting on the carcass and precious golden skin.

I may have also scooped out and devoured the congealing roasting juices with my hands.

I'm an animal.

:(
 
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Do the fences yourself. I managed mine last year, to cover where my garage used to be & my new wood shed full of my new stuff now sits. Even though I'm slightly plump & can hardly breathe I found it to be a piece of piss.. If you're a 34" waist, as you claim, you'll piss it too. Man up, find the time, get it done.

There's nothing more satisfying than putting up fencing. I did all ours right around our boundary - post, rail and lats. None of that prefabricated nonsense. Tanalised timber all around. It has been up over 10 years now and still looks great.
 
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There's nothing more satisfying than putting up fencing. I did all ours right around our boundary - post, rail and lats. None of that prefabricated nonsense. Tanalised timber all around. It has been up over 10 years now and still looks great.

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than tit around putting a fence up.

FACT.
 
Part of mine blew down in those storms a few weeks back.

I'm supposed to be fixing it this weekend, but I'm not keen, I might claim that you need to rest after MRI scans.

For two days.
 
Update.

Had jambalaya for tea, her indoors knocked it up and to be honest I thought it would taste like arse holes, that would be due to the fact she can't cook.

To my surprise it was rather tasty, I had seconds and would have had thirds but there wasn't enough. Balls.

I have now retired to the sitting room I the East Wing and will shortly be indulging in a Ballycastle.

It's Aldi's version of Baileys and at £3.99 a pop I might as well sup the whole bottle.

I bought it today.

On Preston Road.

May I ask how one found the regular patrons of said preggy road branch.

Say in comparison to the bev road clientele.
 
May I ask how one found the regular patrons of said preggy road branch.

Say in comparison to the bev road clientele.

Never been in the Bev Rd store so couldn't say.

I usually go in the one in Willerby and I honestly think I preferred the clientele in the Pressy Rd Aldi.

I'm a council estate kid in any case but there was no pretence, no one trying to justify shopping in a, let's face it, budget supermarket

Decent, polite folk just trying to get by.

I hope that doesn't come across as patronising because it wasn't intended that way.
 
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Do the fences yourself. I managed mine last year, to cover where my garage used to be & my new wood shed full of my new stuff now sits. Even though I'm slightly plump & can hardly breathe I found it to be a piece of piss.. If you're a 34" waist, as you claim, you'll piss it too. Man up, find the time, get it done.
I'll see what state the posts are in first.

I'm a 34 in Lambos pants.
 
Belly pork this evening.

Fruit 'tea' is not tea. Tea is tea.

Wood for sheds, failing that, brick. Plastic sheds are to be no more than 3ft high and to have toys in them.

Make your own fence.
 
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