Off Topic Cars

[Fox Mulder]

what a bunch of tossers driving cars with big engines and eating crap no doubt

 

[Tobes]

what a bunch of tossers driving cars with big engines and eating crap no doubt

I’m guessing you haven’t got any wheels bruv?

 

[Sweats]

Possibly, if you drive it like a ****ing nun, which sort of negates the point imo.

well not really. I’m spending more time on the motorway now so having the power there when you need it to overtake is what I like. I generally cruise around in the jag which is 275bhp. It picks up well if you need to go from 70-90 quickly to overtake something or get out of the way of foreign lorries on the motorway.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I’m guessing you haven’t got any wheels bruv?

I have but it's a ****er mobile just not a fully graduated ****er mobile

 

[Fox Mulder]

well not really. I’m spending more time on the motorway now so having the power there when you need it to overtake is what I like. I generally cruise around in the jag which is 275bhp. It picks up well if you need to go from 70-90 quickly to overtake something or get out of the way of foreign lorries on the motorway.

the speed limit is 70 mph

 

[Fox Mulder]

I think speeding should result in a jail sentence for attempted murder tbh !! no excuse for it .

 

[Milk and Kebabs]

I think speeding should result in a jail sentence for attempted murder tbh !!

Yeah and people who don't use their indicators to change lanes should be publicly flogged and then hanged.

Driving slow in the fast lane, for that, have your skin peeled from the body and have salt rubbed into the wounds...

We're far too gentle on drivers today. In the 1700's the police handled errant motorists better.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Yeah and people who don't use their indicators to change lanes should be publicly flogged and then hanged.

Driving slow in the fast lane, for that, have your skin peeled from the body and have salt rubbed into the wounds...

We're far too gentle on drivers today. In the 1700's the police handled errant motorists better.

I agree

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I have but it's a ****er mobile just not a fully graduated ****er mobile

I reckon you’re pushing a Vauxhall Astra

 

[Fox Mulder]

I reckon you’re pushing a Vauxhall Astra

yep black 2 ltr sri 3 door hahah good shout mate .. does the job for me mate but i admit I'd like a BMW and focus rs **** yeah midnight blue... jizz

 

[Sweats]

I reckon you’re pushing a Vauxhall Astra

I reckon a civic.

 

[Sweats]

Bollocks

 

[Fox Mulder]

Bollocks

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I’m ****ing good.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I’m ****ing good.

tbh all arseholes like me seem to have this car . either that or a focus

 

[Tel (they/them)]

tbh all arseholes like me seem to have this car . either that or a focus

I was gonna say Focus but you don’t seem cool enough for a Ford.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I was gonna say Focus but you don’t seem cool enough for a Ford.

Had fiesta st prior with morrrette kit and twin headlights on, but wanted something bigger and less charvey..

 

[Chief]

I was gonna say Focus but you don’t seem cool enough for a Ford.

Cool?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Cool?

Ford is by far the coolest badge.

Ford Mustang Fastback
Ford Escort MK1, MK2 and MK3
Ford Escort RS Turbo
Ford Escort RS Cosworth
Ford RS200
Ford Focus WRC
Ford Focus RS
Ford GT
Ford Sierra Cosworth
Ford Fiesta WRC
Tranny Van!

Look at that list... LOOK AT IT!

 

[Stan]

Bollocks

You still got the Jag?

I like mine but I am bored of it, which is weird as it’s much nicer than my little Audi that I had for 10+ years and never got bored of.