Off Topic Cars

Discovery’s are **** heaps.

 

Lots of camshaft failure in D3 & 4 apparently.

 

You’re a **** heap.

 

Sniff yer Ma

 

So what's the verdict on a Q7 ? Are they a sloppy lump with loads of expensive stuff to go wrong. Or are they a refined beast that last the course ?

I've had audi's before and they've been brilliant.

 

Lavender and Gin.

 

What the **** do you want a Q7 for though?

You’ve got a van that suits your needs and you’re thinking of swapping it for a massive, 7 seat oil burner?

Don’t get it mate.

 

German cars mate, or something like that so I’m told.

Any old Audi will make you look like you’re a struggling weed dealer.

 

it’s a massive lump of an old motor. But if you like it buy the ****er. Who cares.

 

Just fancied something a bit more refined with some grunt.

But yeah the van suits me fine. I'm not 100% on this anyway, just an opportunity that might come up.

 

He will care when it costs £90 in fuel to get to the nearest Petrol Station and back.

 

Yeah that's what I'm thinking.

 

To give you an idea of how much of a lump it is, it’s loaded with power and torque yet would still get obliterated every which way by an Audi S1, being driven by a 21 year old slag.

 

not606 returns.

 

just get a newer q5 3 ltr tdi.

 

he's ****ed if he forgets to fill up.

 

Bit small. I had a Touareg before the van and that was too small lol.

The van is great, it's just a bit of an agricultural drive and I fancied something a bit more lively.
I'll have to pop round to Tel's and see if he'll let me have a go in his Leon.

 

Ain’t a lot of room for your crates of quinoa in my car bro.

Disco is the way to go if you want space. **** Tobes, he trippin.

 

Have you thought about remapping it bru?