Caption Contest

[Beardsley's Rancid Sack]

'How I keep my job? It's the Index finger and thumb you see, that is the best way to hit Ashley's prostate and see the fat **** **** blood in pleasure.'

 

[Commachio]

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Go......

Someone should photoshop a copy of big issue into his hand.

 

[Sammy's Silky Skills]

Or a sports direct carrier bag

 

[Commachio]

Or a sports direct carrier bag

Mike Ashleys head.

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

So you want me to **** off over there, and when I get there you want me to **** off again??

 

[MrRAWhite]

Im a little teapot.
Short and stout.
Here's my handle.
Here's my spout.

Great minds think alike..That was my first thought as well..

 

[MrRAWhite]

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It's a duck..

 

[seabreeze]

"Stayin alive .... Stayin alive "

 

[MrRAWhite]

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Keep right on till the end of the road..

 

[Commachio]

Number 7. Triple beef.

 

[its been fun thanks :)]

'pull my finger' ...

 

[Commachio]

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First there was the hand of god.

Now here's the finger of chod.

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

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We're shooting that way Steven!!

 

[Magnet]

Great minds think alike..That was my first thought as well..

great minds eh Comm...

And here's me thinking fools seldom differ.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

"There's one fan watching..."

 

[JakartaToon]

I've not only lost the dressing room I have also let go of my umbrella.

 

[Sheikh_of_Araby]

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'....It's his fault'

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

There is a thunderstorm coming, look, pass my umbrella

 

[Geordie lass in the Fen]

TAXI.........!

 

[Beardsley's Stylist]

Mike Ashley: I've spent £80m on transfers yet we are still in the relegation zone. So hands up who's to blame for this unmitigated disaster...
Steve McLaren: Ow Ow Ow... please sir I know I know