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  1. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    'How I keep my job? It's the Index finger and thumb you see, that is the best way to hit Ashley's prostate and see the fat **** **** blood in pleasure.'
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Mar 6, 2016
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Someone should photoshop a copy of big issue into his hand.
     
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    Commachio, Mar 6, 2016
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  3. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Or a sports direct carrier bag
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Mar 6, 2016
  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Mike Ashleys head.
     
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    Commachio, Mar 6, 2016
  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    So you want me to **** off over there, and when I get there you want me to **** off again??
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Mar 6, 2016
  6. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Great minds think alike..That was my first thought as well..<laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Mar 6, 2016
  7. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    It's a duck..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Mar 6, 2016
  8. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    "Stayin alive .... Stayin alive "
     
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    seabreeze, Mar 6, 2016
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    Keep right on till the end of the road..:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music
     
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    MrRAWhite, Mar 6, 2016
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Number 7. Triple beef.
     
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    Commachio, Mar 6, 2016

  11. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    'pull my finger' ...
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Mar 6, 2016
  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    First there was the hand of god.

    Now here's the finger of chod.
     
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    Commachio, Mar 6, 2016
  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    We're shooting that way Steven!!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Mar 6, 2016
  14. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    And here's me thinking fools seldom differ.

    :)
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Mar 6, 2016
  15. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    "There's one fan watching..."
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Mar 6, 2016
  16. JakartaToon

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    I've not only lost the dressing room I have also let go of my umbrella.
     
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    JakartaToon, Mar 7, 2016
  17. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    '....It's his fault'
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Mar 7, 2016
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    There is a thunderstorm coming, look, pass my umbrella
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 7, 2016
  19. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    TAXI.........!
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Mar 7, 2016
  20. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Mike Ashley: I've spent £80m on transfers yet we are still in the relegation zone. So hands up who's to blame for this unmitigated disaster...
    Steve McLaren: Ow Ow Ow... please sir I know I know
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Mar 8, 2016
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