JB: "Can you get the tab, mate? I'm a bit skint from now on!"
ASH: "Phuck off, you Pikey Coont!"
ASH: "Phuck off, you Pikey Coont!"
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Ash thinks but doesn't say: I was a legend at City, but I wish I had Jimmys skill.
Jimmy thinks but doesn't say: I could have been a legend for City, but wish I had Ash's commitment.
Both think: Who gives a phuck anyway?
Jimmy thinks but doesn't say: I could have been a legend for City, but wish I had Ash's commitment.
Both think: Who gives a phuck anyway?
Ash: I love my Jimmy darling, he's like a proper girl with his alcopops.
Jimmy: Look at the camera mans cock Ash! Shall we get him to join us for bum fun tonight? I want me some of that!
Jimmy: Look at the camera mans cock Ash! Shall we get him to join us for bum fun tonight? I want me some of that!
JB: Ash old mate (Hiccup) ...Did you get me a lemonade?
Ash: No Jim, I think a Polar Bear has pissed in your pint.
Ash: No Jim, I think a Polar Bear has pissed in your pint.
Bullard: 'Don't worry about me Ash. I'll be ok. Hic! My agent tells me there are four clubs interested in me. Hic! Hope one of them is Pozitions. Hic!'
Comedy aside, unfortunately they were both almost certainly thinking:
Look at this chump, another worthless maggot who has his highlight of the year meeting us. Here's £50 mate, wipe my shoes for me will you?
Look at this chump, another worthless maggot who has his highlight of the year meeting us. Here's £50 mate, wipe my shoes for me will you?
Ash: Just try and pull the most sober face you can Jim and know one will ever know, your drink looks like lemonade so it will be fine.
Unfortunately Jimmy's gurn was just too strong to hide
Unfortunately Jimmy's gurn was just too strong to hide
