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Warmir Pouchov

Warmir Pouchov

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At one time that would have been seen as a positive, the big man in the sky on your side. Unfortunately being linked with the catholic church these days is not what it once was :smile:

Right fill your boots lads/lasses.
 

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Slid a bigger one in for you mate. Size matters. Just ask Smug.

Mine would be.....

'the only way the Mackems will stay up is if I play at centre forward'

or

'I am told that if I pose for the picture I get a year's supply of cheesy chips... no?'
 
"So you're really, really sure? If I put this on, it will be the ultimate sign that I make personal sacrifices to help the afflicted - and so He will let me sit at His side in Heaven?"
 
"Hold the smile Pope Francis, and just keep this fellas shirt a little longer"
"I can't believe this forms part of my duties. I believe in sacrifice, I am willing to humiliate myself, all in the name of giving myself to the good lord, but this is ridiculous"
"I know its embarrassing but look at his affliction, he has 6 fingers on each hand"
 
"Yes, I'll repeat it, as I know it's confusing. That one over there is the other one's dad, uncle and cousin."
 
"No! Of course I can't stop you from being **** just by holding your shirt! Not even Jesus could have done that one."
 
"Pop e this top in the bin for me love"



But to be honest it would be great if he was just saying "look at the state of this"
 
"They really make their children wear these? Is there no end to the evil of mankind? Lord bless us all."
 
"Pope holds poop"

One for the 8 year old in us all there

And talking of inside 8 year olds. Priests.
 
"What's that he's singing?"
"Have you ever seen a Mag in Rome? Its due to some teasing from Newcastle fans about their lack of European adventures"
"Ah that well renound European side Newcastle, I like them. So the ****wit doesn't realise they were here in the UEFA Cup in '99"
 
Now Francis, do you see that angry looking black guy over there??? Yes, that one. Now, he's called Cheick Tiote. If he sees you wearing that shirt, he'll hack mercilessly at your shins until they turn as red as lee cattermole's face. So lower it slowly, no sudden movements, and drop it on the floor. Very good...
 
Darth Gogledd said:
Now Francis, do you see that angry looking black guy over there??? Yes, that one. Now, he's called Cheick Tiote. If he sees you wearing that shirt, he'll hack mercilessly at your shins until they turn as red as lee cattermole's face. So lower it slowly, no sudden movements, and drop it on the floor. Very good...
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And wipe your feet on it as you leave the room.
 
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