Caption Competition!

[Bath-Canary]

A standard weekend at Portman road. I shall choose a winner a week on Saturday. Or when Dave reminds me a couple of weeks later.

 

[Bath-Canary]

I'll start, the norwich ground staff with nothing to do put the finishing touches to a massive penis on the Ipswich pitch

 

[canary-dave]

Are you sure this is a football pitch?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I'm betting that the bloke in the orange jacket is a member of the "Wenger Out!" brigade, who sneaked in the Emirates recently, when the snow lay think on the pitch, and at the time he was photographed, he was thinking:-

"Okay, Dave. That's the C done. Just the U, N and T to do, next!"

 

[eeore]

"And we'll put the home goal about here. It'll save the lads legs for the kick off."

 

[Kent canary]

Paul Jewell's dandruff was becoming more of an issue.

 

[canary-dave]

A standard weekend at Portman road. I shall choose a winner a week on Saturday. Or when Dave reminds me a couple of weeks later.

Just put ITFC on the headstone! We can't afford to pay the stonemason too much!

 

[Rubik's Tube]

Canary-dave claims all the cocaine found in his garden is for personal use only

 

[Beefforhire-NCFC]

Delia Smith in Icing sugar attack on Portman Road

 

[canarie-chippy]

Im never going to get this job done im going round in circles ?

 

[canarie-chippy]

Let me see if i can write" jewel is a ****" in yellow letters ?

 

[ChrisAcle08]

Breaking news... 1p5wich Town's player tracking system relies heavily on the weather!

 

[Rubik's Tube]

Groundswoman misunderstands when Paul Jewell asks to see the "grass around her centre circle"

 

[Bath-Canary]

When I said id pick a winner on saturday, it turns out i lied. however i have now over to you cararie-chippy

Im never going to get this job done im going round in circles ?

 

[canary-dave]

Well done chippy! Start a new thread!

 

[canary-dave]

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