Caption Competition!

A standard weekend at Portman road. I shall choose a winner a week on Saturday. Or when Dave reminds me a couple of weeks later.

 

I'll start, the norwich ground staff with nothing to do put the finishing touches to a massive penis on the Ipswich pitch

 

Are you sure this is a football pitch?

 

I'm betting that the bloke in the orange jacket is a member of the "Wenger Out!" brigade, who sneaked in the Emirates recently, when the snow lay think on the pitch, and at the time he was photographed, he was thinking:-

"Okay, Dave. That's the C done. Just the U, N and T to do, next!"

 

"And we'll put the home goal about here. It'll save the lads legs for the kick off."

 

Paul Jewell's dandruff was becoming more of an issue.

 

Just put ITFC on the headstone! We can't afford to pay the stonemason too much!

 

Canary-dave claims all the cocaine found in his garden is for personal use only

 

Delia Smith in Icing sugar attack on Portman Road

 

Im never going to get this job done im going round in circles ?

 

Let me see if i can write" jewel is a ****" in yellow letters ?

 

Breaking news... 1p5wich Town's player tracking system relies heavily on the weather!

 

Groundswoman misunderstands when Paul Jewell asks to see the "grass around her centre circle"

 

When I said id pick a winner on saturday, it turns out i lied. however i have now over to you cararie-chippy

 

Well done chippy! Start a new thread!

 

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