Caption Competition week #537

Fonte is so good i never realised he only has one leg....(thought i would ignore the obvious)
 
Danny Fox: "OUCH, Rickie I just hit Jose and I swear he is made of metal! is he a robot... im not f**ing about?!"

Rickie Lambert: "calm down, calm down"
 
Damn! I knew I shouldn't have shown Bradley and Nathan my watch...!

Just scrolled up and realised Channonfodder came up with a joke on the same theme, great minds!

Also, seeing as they don't play here anymore, it doesn't really work...man comedy is hard!