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Caption Competition week #537

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Saints_Alive, Sep 3, 2011.

  1. Saints_Alive

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  2. JWP is the goal king

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    Mine would be too rude to post, unless people want to hear it ?
     
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  3. Saints_Alive

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    "It's no good, the lads are never going to believe that I strained my wrist arm wrestling down the pub!"
     
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    Fonte is so good i never realised he only has one leg....(thought i would ignore the obvious)
     
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  5. Sainthudson

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    Danny Fox: "OUCH, Rickie I just hit Jose and I swear he is made of metal! is he a robot... im not f**ing about?!"

    Rickie Lambert: "calm down, calm down"
     
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  6. (Conor)

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    "The night was going so well with her, and then we tried this thing...."
     
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    " I could fit the whole thing! "
     
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  8. Dellboy462

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    The expression 'Take one for the team' never meant as much to Danny Fox as it did when he relieved Jose Fonte of a potentially eruptive stress level.
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

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    Handball! What makes you think that, ref?
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

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    "jen, this is what you're getting later"
     
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  11. (Conor)

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    Are these competitions just becoming excuses to make your dreams public? First it was Jonno and now Danny <laugh>
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

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    <laugh>

    not quite sure its a dream of mine, have you seen the size of his fist?! <yikes>
     
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    I'm sure he'd have no problem getting it in there.....

    ......

    <whistle>
     
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  14. jenthesaint1990

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    **** you <grr>
     
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    You pitched the ball, I had to hit it! :p
     
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  16. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Oh, so Nathan Dyer no longer plays for Saints? Right, I guess I can let go of my watch then.
     
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  17. Saints_Alive

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    "Damn!...I'm going to get a non-stick tattoo next time!"
     
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  18. i_cant_believe_its_not_butterfield

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    Damn! I knew I shouldn't have shown Bradley and Nathan my watch...!

    Just scrolled up and realised Channonfodder came up with a joke on the same theme, great minds!

    Also, seeing as they don't play here anymore, it doesn't really work...man comedy is hard!
     
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  19. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Ah, but my skilfully crafted gag takes that into account! Anyway, do try to keep up! <laugh>
     
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