I thought I was joining an elite "get confessions by torture squad", when they said do you want to be in the nutcracker team.
please log in to view this image Sarge here can do a fabulous Chassé en tournant, if his handcuffs get caught round his bollocks!
please log in to view this image We are taking you in for questioning maam, as you look suspiciously dressed.
Cheers Kiwi ..........well here it is then - enjoy............. please log in to view this image Jeremy Clarkson and his two pals go shopping in Asda
please log in to view this image This is just one example of fat bastards trying to get to the bakery as quickly as possible
please log in to view this image Ant and Dec on their way to the TV studio for Saturday Night Takeaway