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If I put my mouth like this it looks like Donald's mouth
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If I put my mouth like this it looks like Donald's mouth
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Oh one Cornetto, bring it to me 
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And now we catch up with scary spice getting ready for the reunion
1 plus erm minus equals umm I think quite a lot
San D is the winner with the spice girls reunion jest well done SD your up
By lad, there are some impatient twats around here 
I've got my first caption ready to use Gordon - well, as long as it's a picture of a budgerigar eating a banana whilst riding a motorised lawn mower......
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Guess where the banana is
I know, it's not a budgie on a ride on lawnmower eating a banana but it is a bird with a mower
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"That bleedin' budgie knicked the banana I had saved for lunch !"
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And before you ask, yes, the hedge is trimmed
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"I've just ran the mower over the budgie, and hidden the banana on my person, which is why I am walking like this ! "
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I know you're looking at me thinking "Man, I'd **** her all day"
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Actually, I was thinking I'd employ a gardener to do the lawns, so she could make me a banana sandwich as a snack
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Bugger those motorised gadgets . . . . I prefer the real thing 
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does my bum look big in this