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I thought people would try to guess who it was loitering around the back passage.
 
Cyclist 1: What time does the supermarket open?
Cyclist 2: Its supposed to be shut until further notice.
Cyclist 1: Bollocks to that, its a 24/7 if someone is willing to spend money.
 
Cyclist 1 (The Liebherr Legacy): Right, this looks like the Hull City forum, lets serve them a huge can of whoopass!
Cyclist 2 (Redorder) You sure this is a good idea? Looks a bit rough...
Cyclist 1: LOLZ dont worry bro, I got this. Imma expert master debater! Least I think thats what my mates call me...
Behind them on phone (Tobes): "Cooooeeeee lads lads lads! Lets destroy these fools with our wit and bantz!"
 
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Cyclist 1: "I thought you had the paperwork to complete the signing..."
Cyclist 2: "I thought you had the paperwork to complete the signing..."
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Cyclist 1: "Are we in the right place? This doesn't look the offices of a major football club."
Cyclist 2: "It's the address that came up when I entered 'Hull City Tigers Corporate Office' in my satnav".
 
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Low Cost Supermarket. What a common name. If it had been called Supermarket Power or Supermarket Tigers or something like that then it would have been bigger than Tesco.
 
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Cyclist 1: "Damn, I know I left my penis in here somewhere."
Cyclist 2: "Never mind that, I hope you find your balls in there first ......negotiating with this lot will require a very large pair."
 
Cyclist one...I'll have a Bounty bar, a can of coke and a Polish winger.
Cyclist two....What's the offer?
Cyclist one....Err..Good question...fifty p, seventy p, a lad from Oxford plus a couple of mill and me bike.
Cyclist two...Just a minute. Are you sure about the bike?
 
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