You've already got the Emirates Cup, you ungrateful ****ers.
Oh, wait...
That's been cancelled for this summer, by the way.
****ing Olympics.
You've already got the Emirates Cup, you ungrateful ****ers.
Oh, wait...
That's been cancelled for this summer, by the way.
You've already got the Emirates Cup, you ungrateful ****ers.
Oh, wait...
That's been cancelled for this summer, by the way.

Ummmmnnnn.... I don't think we got the last one either: Incidentally, a trophy created by our sponsors for our benefit.
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Pain in the arse for the cleaning lady to ensure they are kept shiny though. Also silver polish is quite expensive, so the club can save some money by not having trophies.
No one will remember how well you played or how competitive you were if you didn't get a trophy for it. Simple as. No one will remember the Arsenal of a year or so ago (Barca lite) because you were unlucky and didn't get a trophy.
Why go for 4th? 7 is the luckiest number. Lets go for 7th!!!
Some of 'us ' can only dream of 17th !