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You banal, soulless dullard.

Says the **** that spends his weekends baking cakes and pretending to be a *****phile <rofl> <rofl>

I wish I had the wit and intellect to come up with the high-quality content you do on here. All these links to Metro articles and other hilarious material you provide us with on a daily basis is unsurpassed, I wake up every morning looking forward to Grove's not606 input.

Oh wait, I don't <doh>

I used to like debating on here, arguing with ****s and generally posting on here. ****wits like yourself have ****ing ruined it, the last few funny ****s are giving up.

Just keep it on track to be some pish version of Mumsnet with your hilarious repetitive ***** jokes thrown in from time to time <applause>
 
Says the **** that spends his weekends baking cakes and pretending to be a *****phile <rofl> <rofl>

I wish I had the wit and intellect to come up with the high-quality content you do on here. All these links to Metro articles and other hilarious material you provide us with on a daily basis is unsurpassed, I wake up every morning looking forward to Grove's not606 input.

Oh wait, I don't <doh>

I used to like debating on here, arguing with ****s and generally posting on here. ****wits like yourself have ****ing ruined it, the last few funny ****s are giving up.

Just keep it on track to be some pish version of Mumsnet with your hilarious repetitive ***** jokes thrown in from time to time <applause>

Says the C.unt who spends his weekends with a fake Ukrainian Miss World lookalike, eating cabbage pizza, getting stoned in an attempt to forget what a loser he is while spaced out in front of his Atari. You used to like debating on here? Since when does anything you say qualify as a debate? I'd like to see you on Question Time -

Dimbleby - Yes please, the gentleman in the tweed coat...
Tweedy - I'd like to know what the panel thinks about effects a hard Brexit would have on the UK manufacturing industry?
Dimbleby - Over to you Sir Hyphen-Smythe
Tory - I think the UK economy will boom after Brexit (boo-hiss from audience)
Dimbleby - And what about you Student Grant
Labour - Well it is obviously the product of a Thatcherite agenda and what about the NHS?
Dimbleby - Yes, quite. Over to our new panelist from the Legalize Ketamine Party, Toby Twatford, what would you say?
Toby - Kill yourself

You have always been and ever will be an utter Mong.
 
Says the C.unt who spends his weekends with a fake Ukrainian Miss World lookalike, eating cabbage pizza, getting stoned in an attempt to forget what a loser he is while spaced out in front of his Atari. You used to like debating on here? Since when does anything you say qualify as a debate? I'd like to see you on Question Time -

Dimbleby - Yes please, the gentleman in the tweed coat...
Tweedy - I'd like to know what the panel thinks about effects a hard Brexit would have on the UK manufacturing industry?
Dimbleby - Over to you Sir Hyphen-Smythe
Tory - I think the UK economy will boom after Brexit (boo-hiss from audience)
Dimbleby - And what about you Student Grant
Labour - Well it is obviously the product of a Thatcherite agenda and what about the NHS?
Dimbleby - Yes, quite. Over to our new panelist from the Legalize Ketamine Party, Toby Twatford, what would you say?
Toby - Kill yourself

You have always been and ever will be an utter Mong.

You should save all this side-splitting priceless material for the BBC, you're wasting it on here <ok>

I couldn't even parody the pish you consider funny on here, it's too ****ing pathetic as it is.
 
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