You banal, soulless dullard.
Says the **** that spends his weekends baking cakes and pretending to be a *****phile

I wish I had the wit and intellect to come up with the high-quality content you do on here. All these links to Metro articles and other hilarious material you provide us with on a daily basis is unsurpassed, I wake up every morning looking forward to Grove's not606 input.
Oh wait, I don't

I used to like debating on here, arguing with ****s and generally posting on here. ****wits like yourself have ****ing ruined it, the last few funny ****s are giving up.
Just keep it on track to be some pish version of Mumsnet with your hilarious repetitive ***** jokes thrown in from time to time


