Camping

[monacoger]

Make yourself big and shout at it.

Yeah with one type(either grizzly or black), but with another type(either grizzly or black) you are supposed to play ****ing dead

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Yeah with one type(either grizzly or black), but with another type(either grizzly or black) you are supposed to play ****ing dead

Polar bears don't fall for any of that ****, another interesting facts is that Polar bears are equally at home in the sea or on Ice so that global warming propaganda film with the bear on a little bit of ice is also nonsense.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Never surprize a bear , if you know he's there , talk and make noise as you walk near. If that doesn't work turn around , take your pants down and let him have his way , Duncan can give you the details on the manoeuver

Woe betide anyone who kicks a bear when it's down. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Yeah with one type(either grizzly or black), but with another type(either grizzly or black) you are supposed to play ****ing dead

A grizzly will kill you either way so try what you like my friend.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

A grizzly will kill you either way so try what you like my friend.

Were they're any beers in Australia?

 

[monacoger]

Polar bears don't fall for any of that ****, another interesting facts is that Polar bears are equally at home in the sea or on Ice so that global warming propaganda film with the bear on a little bit of ice is also nonsense.

They are also all left handed Did you know that Arctic is the Greek word for bear. The place was named after the animal which also explains Antarctic, meaning no bears Maybe we should bring back the ever popular thread, "Animal fun facts"?

 

[monacoger]

Were they're any beers in Australia?

Yes, Koala bears (which aren't even bears which would have been a fun fact to put on the "Animal fun facts" thread)


And now I've just realised that you said beers and not bears, what an idiot I am

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Kodiac bear is the biggest iirc

But I don't think it's ever been proved

 

[monacoger]

Kodiac bear is the biggest iirc

But I don't think it's ever been proved

Polar bear is the biggest, not sure if I am popping in or not though

 

[Mind The Duck]

Polar bear is the biggest, not sure if I am popping in or not though

"Proven" would be the pop

 

[Archers Road]

Is there not one bear(grizzly?) that you should play dead and another(black?) make yourself as big as possible and make a lot of noise or something like that? Asking for a mate.

Front it up, mate. Shoulders back, chest out, threaten to bite the ****s face off. It'll probably bottle it, tell you to calm down, and slope away looking sheepish.

Probably.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Polar bear is the biggest, not sure if I am popping in or not though

I don't listen to anyone who gets their facts from QI

 

[monacoger]

I don't listen to anyone who gets their facts from QI

I got this particular fact from a polar bear.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I got this particular fact from a polar bear.

Sorry. I forgot to say good day, Sir.

 

[monacoger]

Sorry. I forgot to say good day, Sir.

Hurry up and say it then, so I can get on with my life.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Hurry up and say it then, so I can get on with my life.

Has gout ^^

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Spent one night in a tent last summer... The inflatable mattress had two halves separately inflated, the bird's side was fine, mine, I discovered as the night went on, had a slow puncture. One of the dogs was sick all over the duvet. It rained.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Spent one night in a tent last summer... The inflatable mattress had two halves separately inflated, the bird's side was fine, mine, I discovered as the night went on, had a slow puncture. One of the dogs was sick all over the duvet. It rained.

Takes a duvet camping = noob

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Takes a duvet camping = noob

Also the inflatable mattress. I ain't sleeping in a sleeping bag on the hard ground, **** that.

 

[seabreeze]

I got this particular fact from a polar bear.

A guy wanted to become a honorary Eskimo so they told him he must do 3 things 1: He must kill 30 seals in one day ... 2 : he had to make love to an eskimo girl ..3 ; he had to wrestle a polar bear . The first day he barely got 30 seals killed , but did it . Next he was gone for the entire day before returning all cut and scratched to hell crawling into camp . He stood up and said .. " OK , Where's that Eskimo girl I have to wrestle "