They'd conclude that he must have caused the 'accident' willingly, himself. I hear it's a common occurrence and puts a great strain on NHS resources, which, coincidentally, are also stretched to breaking point.
Expect an announcement from Andrew Lansley shortly: cucumbers must be removed from open display in all supermarkets as they are "not part of normal life".
Bloody hell Max, that is so ****ing funny,





"stretched to breaking point"

You guys are nuts and I love it lol