Cameraman Killied in Bahrain F1 protest

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MaxWhiplash said:
They'd conclude that he must have caused the 'accident' willingly, himself. I hear it's a common occurrence and puts a great strain on NHS resources, which, coincidentally, are also stretched to breaking point.

Expect an announcement from Andrew Lansley shortly: cucumbers must be removed from open display in all supermarkets as they are "not part of normal life".
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Bloody hell Max, that is so ****ing funny, :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: "stretched to breaking point"
 
:laugh: Thanks, glad you liked it. ;) Luckily, we're still allowed to go off-topic. I mean, how else are we supposed to keep things going during a three-week break?

On a more serious note, have you seen the photo genji posted on the other Bahrain thread? I say serious because it is but it's, erm, not without humour.
 
MaxWhiplash said:
:laugh: Thanks, glad you liked it. ;) Luckily, we're still allowed to go off-topic. I mean, how else are we supposed to keep things going during a three-week break?

On a more serious note, have you seen the photo genji posted on the other Bahrain thread? I say serious because it is but it's, erm, not without humour.
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Yes, brilliant,

And Genji too, going off topic, really.
 
MaxWhiplash:2588170 said:
SgtBhaji said:
I believe that he could take a cucumber up the rear. Why wouldn't they? :p
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They'd conclude that he must have caused the 'accident' willingly, himself. I hear it's a common occurrence and puts a great strain on NHS resources, which, coincidentally, are also stretched to breaking point.

Expect an announcement from Andrew Lansley shortly: cucumbers must be removed from open display in all supermarkets as they are "not part of normal life".
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Let me get this straight... You're saying that all cucumbers must be sheathed? :p
 
I don't know what he did with it but his victim is in a critical condition :emoticon-0104-surpr

Oh dear, this was a serious thread... :emoticon-0111-blush
 
omg just got home.. I'm laughing so hard at this thread now <laugh> You guys are nuts and I love it lol

That's what I'm talkin' about! Made my day..
 
There is an EU directive.. Cucumbers should be straight, of uniform size, be wrapped in a light protective film, and not to be on display for more than 3 days. Best kept in a chilled cabinet.<whistle>
 
Bernie has a moral obligation to cancel the race in light of recent events.

[nsfw]I just found out that I might be going up north that weekend. Going on my phone to double check that Schumacher has won a race marred by controversy will be a little bit inconvenient.[/nsfw]
 
I used to keep a nice crisp cucumber in the fridge, but not any more, my unique tossed salads will for some reason be devoid of the cucumber element from now on. !
 
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