**calling all gooners**

[PINKIE]

I think he'll fit in well...short and with a poor grasp of english

Seriously though, Joey ****ing Barton?????

 

[PINKIE]

We might as well just go and sign......well......Joey Barton

 

[SupaMcGooner]

We might as well just go and sign......well......Joey Barton

I'd rather get Vinny ****ing Jones out of retirement

 

[PINKIE]

Nobby Stiles anyone?

 

[- SW6 -]

To be fair he is actually a very good player, it's just that he is as equally good at being a complete **** as well

 

[PINKIE]

I think he's calmed down a bit from the old days, but it still sends a shudder down my spine to think about seeing him in Arsenal colours

 

[The Ginger Marks]

To be fair he is actually a very good player, it's just that he is as equally good at being a complete **** as well

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[John Smith]

The lads from up here went to Reading on Fersday to collect all the office furniture to sell

Aye, I met 'em. Good workers

 

[goonercymraeg]

Aye, I met 'em. Good workers

They told my missus they met a bloke with an unhealthy OAP obsession

 

[The Ginger Marks]

OAP's **** me is there any life on here or what?

 

[Highland Gunner]

er no

 

[SupaMcGooner]

OAP's **** me is there any life on here or what?

Who's asking?

 

[PINKIE]

Yeah, who wants to know?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Yeah, who wants to know?

Me

 

[PINKIE]

There's life here, but not as you know it......

 

[goonercymraeg]

Me

**** Off you Ginger chav ****

 

[- SW6 -]

You remind me of Albert Steptoe to miserbale old git

 

[goonercymraeg]

You remind me of Albert Steptoe to miserbale old git

I'm far too young to remember Albert Steptoe

 

[- SW6 -]

I'm far too young to remember Albert Steptoe

Of course.

Have you changed your name?

Al.

Al Zeihmers.

 

[goonercymraeg]

Of course.

Have you changed your name?

Al.

Al Zeihmers.

Have you started on the Frosty Jack's later today ?
This time of night you're normally lying in your own piss stained bed at the homeless shelter