The toxcity of my FJ urine disolved the mattress. I'm now bunked up with Miss G.Cymraeg jnr...the 25 yr old...she loves it wearing an arran sweater, and keeps banging on about my love spoon...???
I don't think Mrs Jones' husband would be too happy to hear about this.He's a ****ing big lad and as strong as an ox
That new away kit is ****ing awful. Who the **** did the club pay to come up with that ****? A class of 8 year olds could have designed something better. Never liked seeing Arsenal in blue. Blue is for Spuds and Chavs
A true fan indeed,i wish i was a true fan rather than a glory hunting plastic chav.I'm 37 years old and i've been a Chelsea fan since 2004 ****ing civil servants going on strike tomorrow.Where will i go for my crisis loan to buy my Frosty Jacks That is all.