where's Drogs?

Please don't mention rice. Only been in Tokyo 2 days now and already sick of the stuff!!
Anyway, been saying for ages that we need to replace the rice with someone that can use their noodle
sayonara


I hear some fans are calling for the return of the phantom lasagne chef? He hasn't been seen since 2006.
Hopefully the spuds can **** themselves all on their own this time .....What did the Fulham players eat?