Visited Disneyland Tokyo today to be greeted with news of a sensational scandal. It seems the Japanese have had to ban Snow White after she was caught straddling Pinocchio's nose screaming 'Lie you bastard, LIE!!!'
On another note. I see that Jermaine Defoe still hasn't paid up his debts http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...main-Defoe-takes-Jack-Wilshere-3-000-bet.html Pay up Jermaine
Apologies. Am on a sugar high rush. Eaten nothing but rice balls soaked in honey syrup washed down with gallons of vanilla coke all day. Nearly went for the 12 inch hot dog, but it brought back too many vivid & painful memories of boarding school
tut tut.....I ate too many just before getting on the school bus for the return journey after a day at the coast. Projectile vomited 3 rows ahead and got a severe kicking that night from 4 of those I showered What was you thinking of???
12" Hot Dog at Boarding School ? I often wondered how those posh kids managed without any girls at their school. . .
Just ordinary size ones back in them days, but dry buns that needed lots of sauce on to help them slide down a bit easier
COYG - enjoy your flight back over Siberia. Breathtakingly icy wastes - but somehow rivetingly beautiful. I just always hoped we wouldn't get engine trouble !!!
Just experienced my 1st Tokyo earthquake. Only level 4, but went on for an age and almost spilled my miso Still looking for hot heads 'used knickers in a tin', but no joy as yet. Another quake and I might have some soiled ones of my own he can have.....
