**calling all gooners**

A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

The other man replies, "No, just having a ****."

 

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Have you seen the 'Cock Army' debate on the Racists at the Lane fred ?

 

Laugh again. I likes it

Did you hear the price of lamb in Wales has just gone up?

It's now £4.95 per hour.

 

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That joke is racist and will not be tolerated on this board

 

Try posting it on the Spuds board. As long as you say you didn't mean to offend, anything goes

 

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when the Spuds win the premier league."
"You crafty ****!" said the fairy.

 

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This had me in stitches

 

HIAG talks as much bullshit as Ensil

 

HIAG claiming he is a lawyer That has cheered me up no end.

Oi HIAG! I'm a neuro surgeon and went to Eton where I passed out in the top 2 percentile before going to the USA to study surgery.

p.s. I also won £50m on the lottery 3 times in one year. Once in the UK, once in the USA and once on the Euro lottery.

Your turn

 

I've never had sex with a sheep

 

You had to spoil it by sooooo obviously lying through your rear end

 

Adebayor has joined Twitter.

He meant to join Facebook but he missed.

 

Fire discovered recently in South Wales...

Experts predict that at this rate they should discover the wheel in about 60 years from now...

 

I hope the ****ing place burns down.I hate Mouth Walians more than i hate the English

 

My missus' money has been sorted out
I'm taking her for a romantic weekend in London.Coincidentaly we're home to Swansea the same weekend

 

Glad to hear it mate. Drinks are on you then for next visit to the Emirates