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Discussion in 'Rangers' started by Mind The Duck, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "My words" which I never said?

    You really are a classic <laugh>
     
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  2. Chapmeister...

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    Make your mind up boys...
     
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  3. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    You heard him Dev. Get a ****ing right now!
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

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    boom
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I wish I could, I could do with my hole right now but i'm in work and most of the women around me are unavailable. (to me)
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Chapmeister...

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    What so hard to understand about this?

    You really are hitting new levels as pedantry in fact it isn't even that, you're just denying the facts.
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

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    You got punked wee man <laugh>
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ah, the old "Do you want to smell my hankie" trick?

    That's a classic, not used that since I used to work nightshifts in the Hospital.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

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    Did I type the words which you capitalised?

    A Simple Yes or no?
     
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  11. Medro

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    Most women are repulsed by the angry, bald, bent ex copper in the office.

    Well I never
     
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  12. Chapmeister...

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    You really need to read...

    I mean I don't how many other ways there are of saying.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    In a penis:general size ratio, homo sapiens are the biggest dongmasters (proportionally) in all of the primate kingdom <ok>

    The smallest is the gorilla - it has a permanently erect 1" penis which isn't visible because of its fur. I think bigfoot is probably more closely related to a gorilla than an outright Homo Sapien.

    Also, the phrase "hung like a baboon" actually would relate to someone with a relatively small chopper.

    More primate penis fun facts tomorrow <ok>
     
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  14. Chapmeister...

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    Ah, you think I meant a penis the same size as the one Bigfoot has, I meant my penis was the size of Bigfoot.





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  15. Mind The Duck

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    You've never watched 'The Shield'

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Medro

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    The fictional TV show.

    No. No I haven't.
     
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  17. The Howling Skull

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    <laugh>

    You really are a ****ing spastic, I've done broken-up jobbies with more awareness than you Chapster.

    "not real" & "Mythical"... look them up *****man.
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Remedy that
     
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  19. Chapmeister...

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    I know what they mean you ******, how can my girlfriends fanny smell like bigfoots foreskin if he doesn't exist.

    Make your mind up!!!

    ****in hell
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    A Simple Yes or No please (not an essay) did I say the words you capitalised?
     
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