I wish I could, I could do with my hole right now but i'm in work and most of the women around me are unavailable. (to me)
What so hard to understand about this? You really are hitting new levels as pedantry in fact it isn't even that, you're just denying the facts.
Ah, the old "Do you want to smell my hankie" trick? That's a classic, not used that since I used to work nightshifts in the Hospital.
In a penis:general size ratio, homo sapiens are the biggest dongmasters (proportionally) in all of the primate kingdom The smallest is the gorilla - it has a permanently erect 1" penis which isn't visible because of its fur. I think bigfoot is probably more closely related to a gorilla than an outright Homo Sapien. Also, the phrase "hung like a baboon" actually would relate to someone with a relatively small chopper. More primate penis fun facts tomorrow
Ah, you think I meant a penis the same size as the one Bigfoot has, I meant my penis was the size of Bigfoot. *
You really are a ****ing spastic, I've done broken-up jobbies with more awareness than you Chapster. "not real" & "Mythical"... look them up *****man.
I know what they mean you ******, how can my girlfriends fanny smell like bigfoots foreskin if he doesn't exist. Make your mind up!!! ****in hell