''I've never seen this before. A spectator has managed to get on the pitch at Goodison Park and has handcuffed himself to Joe Hart's goalposts. Plenty of day-glo clad officials surrounding him trying to free the intruder. They aren't having much luck at the moment. Extraordinary.''
An Everton fan has just handcuffed himself to Joe Hart's goalpost at Goodison. Makes you feel relatively normal, doen't it?
Hamer let in one he should have saved. Their keeper has made three competent saves from similar shots. Doesn't sound as if we are playing any worse than in the most of the last ten league matches. 15 goal attempts to their 7 and 60% of possession. Just no spark. Kermorgant and Green poor, Stephens anonymous. Just that our luck has run out this time. Possible hand-ball on line by Bury, if given would have been penalty and red card.
Swindon going completely bonkers -1-4 up. Swindon Town striker Paul Benson told BBC Points West: "We are under no illusions that we will be in for a really tough game. "But we've got to go there, play our own way, and hopefully our style of play will enable us to come away with the three points. "My dad is a massive Southend fan. He's a season ticket holder and will be in the home end - shouting abuse at me - and my mum will be in the away end. "It's going to be an interesting 90 minutes for me, personally."
CP must be panicking. He's made a change with more than 10 minutes to go. Haynes made two chances in his first minute.
Get the **** in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now get the winner boys!!! Coyrrrrrrrrrrrrrr