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It hurts at the time then you think it's OK , but soon after you begin to realise and your ankle swells over night .
Before you know it you're unable to stand up to wipe your arse
Explain your arse-wiping technique? I'm curious.
Does that mean there are a load of people with sprained ankles who just have to sit on the toilet until it’s healed? Or do they just **** themselves instead?You have to Stand up slightly from the bowl... the 1st movement with a sprained ankle is impossible...
Does that mean there are a load of people with sprained ankles who just have to sit on the toilet until it’s healed? Or do they just **** themselves instead?
So people with one leg just have to **** themselves? An unforeseen consequence of being uni-legged I had never considered. Having one leg is bad enough, but the inability to wipe your arse must make your life intolerable. Imagine the smell!!You have to Stand up slightly from the bowl... the 1st movement with a sprained ankle is impossible...
If you only have one leg surely it would be a lot easier to wipe your arse - much easier to get at.So people with one leg just have to **** themselves? An unforeseen consequence of being uni-legged I had never considered. Having one leg is bad enough, but the inability to wipe your arse must make your life intolerable. Imagine the smell!!
So people with one leg just have to **** themselves? An unforeseen consequence of being uni-legged I had never considered. Having one leg is bad enough, but the inability to wipe your arse must make your life intolerable. Imagine the smell!!
Balance would be an issue I think. But I guess you'd work it out over time.If you only have one leg surely it would be a lot easier to wipe your arse - much easier to get at.
Agreed. The club need a dedicated full time arse-wiper! Mmnnn. Matty Longstaff??Like any injury the event isn't the biggest issue .
Agreed. The club need a dedicated full time arse-wiper! Mmnnn. Matty Longstaff??

Just seen the news about this. Presumably you'll be asking for a postponement of the cup matches now![]()
Just seen the news about this. Presumably you'll be asking for a postponement of the cup matches now![]()
We'd beat you with Chris Wood as his midfield replacement tbh.

You'd better hope so after you lot all planning your trip to Wembley
Otherwise you'll look like even bigger clowns than you did when you hounded Sir Bobby out!