Bruno Injury

Mind you..

 

Yes that's the weight going over the outside.... he was stretching thankfully so not as bad as it would've been otherwise but I'm more than confident with my assessment that he'll be out 4 weeks at least.

The tendons will have been sprained

 

It hurts at the time then you think it's OK , but soon after you begin to realise and your ankle swells over night .

Before you know it you're unable to stand up to wipe your arse

 

Explain your arse-wiping technique? I'm curious.

 

You have to Stand up slightly from the bowl... the 1st movement with a sprained ankle is impossible...

 

Does that mean there are a load of people with sprained ankles who just have to sit on the toilet until it’s healed? Or do they just **** themselves instead?

 

You find a way

 

So people with one leg just have to **** themselves? An unforeseen consequence of being uni-legged I had never considered. Having one leg is bad enough, but the inability to wipe your arse must make your life intolerable. Imagine the smell!!

 

If you only have one leg surely it would be a lot easier to wipe your arse - much easier to get at.

 

Like any injury the event isn't the biggest issue .

 

Balance would be an issue I think. But I guess you'd work it out over time.

 

Agreed. The club need a dedicated full time arse-wiper! Mmnnn. Matty Longstaff??

 

Weirdly he used to be quite good at shooting but now he's doing a very good job at cleaning up.

 

Just seen the news about this. Presumably you'll be asking for a postponement of the cup matches now

 

We'd beat you with Chris Wood as his midfield replacement tbh.

 

You'd better hope so after you lot all planning your trip to Wembley

Otherwise you'll look like even bigger clowns than you did when you hounded Sir Bobby out!

 

Enjoy the championship.

 

Perhaps Nevez from Wolves would be a decent signing after all.