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Bruce Facts Continued

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 21, 2020.

  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    The commentators today including Steve mcmananan where basically saying “what is the plan, they are at home and playing for damage limitation”

    What is the point?
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    don’t give him credit mate. He’s thick as **** imho.
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Can we all take a moment to appreciate that Joey Bartons Fleetwood are absolutely smashing League One, scoring tons of goals and looking dark horses for promotion.

    Dya think he'd take the Newcastle job?

    Of course he ****ing would.
     
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  5. Ben 10

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    Rather him than Steven "yeah course" Gerrard
     
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  6. Prince Isak (GG)

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    smashing? You say
     

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  7. Rafman

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    Scoring a lot, but also conceding a lot. They're winning just as many as they are losing, the only thing in their favour is they're not drawing games.
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    You pair of nuggets realise he's managing Fleetwood ye?

    A small club that were barely scraping mid table before his arrival?

    He's done very well there, they play better than us. We scrape survival by lumping 6 at the back, quite literally anyone could do that. Its actually embarrassing to football we are in the premier league, we steal a spot.

    Its a fact, he would do a far better job with our players

    They're five points off top ffs <doh><doh>
     
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Now now welshie no need to be nasty. I merely quoted what YOU said. And linked the league table.
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Oh and for the record. I would take him over Bruce any day because although he talks a lot, it’s not bullshit. Unlike Bruce who’s a knob!
     
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  11. Welshie

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    Theyre five points off top.

    Your implying he's somehow not smashing the league. They've scored 9 in 2 games <laugh>
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Bruce said last night

    "I dont want to make excuses, but we've played 3 of the top six."

    What the **** is that Bruce hahaha

    The man is a dolt
     
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  13. Welshie

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    Rafman, they've scored 24 and conceded 13.

    We've scored 10 and conceded 15.

    Fleetwood have conceded less goals than half of the premier league.

    If Rafa had only conceded 13 you'd be ****ing in a jar and mailing it to sky.
     
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    13/14 - 4th - league 2 promoted.
    14/15 - 10th
    15/16 - 19th
    16/17 - 4th
    17/18 - 14th
    18/19 - 11th
    19/20 - 5th
    20/21 - 7th

    For 7 years they've been a solid mid table league 1 club who have the odd season where they make a push for the playoffs. Barton is doing well, but he's not doing amazing.
     
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  15. Welshie

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    They have gone from a midtable side to fighting prmotion yearly.

    5th last season, season ended during another goalscoring unbeaten run.

    7th this season, theyve scored 9 in 2 and won 4 in 5.

    They've conceded less goals than half the prem side and scored just under double what they concede.

    Their stadium holds 5k. Less than Tranmere Rovers.

    He's doing amazingly, I've been following them from day one since his arrival, the improvement is absolutely plain to see, they're way better.

    I'm sure you can pull a stat out of your vagina about some minor detail but football is straight forward. They score more, finish higher and concede little.

    He's also capable of ripping heads from shoulders, our lot need a regular bazooka up their bellends.
     
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    Yeh I laughed at that line
     
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  17. Welshie

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    I'm sure he says this **** in the boardroom and they nod like ****ing baying idiots

    "Mm, yes, you make a solid point Brucie!"
     
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    @Welshie is correct.

    Your own stats show that he's taken them from a mid table team to promotion challengers
     
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  19. Welshie

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    Rafman is the statsman.

    But he offers zero context for any stats he gives, it all leads to the same eventual conclusion.

    Rafman wants his chosen candidate to get the job.
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Rafa for Fleetwood?
     
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