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Bruce Facts Continued

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Bruce has our top 3 signings ever, by value (all attackers) at his disposal and serves up this:

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    Meanwhile massive clubs like Brighton, Villa, Leeds and Southampton play proper football... if only we could compete with them...

    it’s the players fault though....
     
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    But you fail to acknowledge that we are evolving and this takes time and the players are used to Rafa’s system and style of play and...and...and
     
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  3. Jamtoon88

    Jamtoon88 Well-Known Member

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    There is only one fact about Bruce. He is a flat nosed **** who is ****.
     
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  4. mickeybnufc

    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    Time for a new manager me thinks
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone know where he lives. Just asking for a friend because they have a Christmas card for him.
     
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  6. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    We are literally the only team in the league who turns up each week to sit and defend for 90m.

    How can SB defend or even try to explain his **** he serves up.
     
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  7. RobEllious

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    Duno what you're on about, Brucie is way more attacking than Rafa and that's a fact. Right lads?

    Lads!?....Lads!!??....LLLAAAADDDSSS!?
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    he’s mentally unstable and lives in a different reality. He honestly doesn’t see what the world sees.
     
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  9. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    He's going to get the next 5 and if we lose them all we're in serious trouble
     
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  10. Captainpancakes

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    He's just an expert at bullshit.. I think he knows the truth
     
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  11. Ben 10

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    He'll get a lucky win or 2, make no mistake
     
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  12. Captainpancakes

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    Nah he's lost the dressing room... Rafa built good foundations, but Bruce's destroyed the over time and now its the sink hole
     
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    Yep, the pressure will be on and then he'll pluck out a win and all the media will love him again.
     
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  14. Captainpancakes

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    No he's not getting another result
     
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  15. Prince Isak (GG)

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    This is absolutely it. The warning signs are there.

    Schar says we played **** last game. Bruce drops him. Interesting that. Toe the line Schar.

    MIggys agent says he could leave. Miggy stays for Paraguay game even though he’s suspended. Bruce drops him. Surprise.

    Lascelles plays **** every week all season. But sucks his dick. Ok son you play every game.

    He’s a ****ing knobhead!
     
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  16. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    practice makes perfect
     
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  17. Ben 10

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    We will like, he's the luckiest manager in the world
     
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  18. Captainpancakes

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    They won't mate it just took along time to fully destroy what rafa built... He's kept messing around so much and upset the apple art completely... This is the last stretch of Bruce's reign.... The rots set on and it'll continue to get worse
     
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  19. Captainpancakes

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    Yes tbh I said a year ago that Bruce's an expert in playing the media... He's learned over the years how to set up excuses and kiss arse...
     
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    Bruce just talks utter ****e and I'm just the man on street, so can you imagine the players views on this football and his bullshit?
     
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